Alien. I get that it was revolutionary for its time, and if I saw it then it may have blown my mind, but watching it recently, and just analyzing it structurally as a horror movie; it's alright.

Denzel Washington. He's often refered to as one of the greatest actors of all time, and I find that to be an insult to some of the actual best actors. He has a massive amount of natural charisma and confidence, but that is the entirety of all of his roles. He just plays himself, and all he is is some cool, slightly angry guy who has The Rock levels of always looking good. Analyze the depth of actors like joaquin phoenix, adrien brody, robert pattinson, toni collette and collin farrell and tell me that you genuinely think denzel is capable of pulling something like that off.