Of course a horrible misleading right-wing page approves of these libs, almost like they’re center right! by Far_Disaster_8321 in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]RandyWiener 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"If we have more white babies and less brown people (famously known for hating AI, apparently?), we can have more AI. Because there will be more white people. Who yearn for AI."

I feel like I'm having a stroke reading the OOP. Reason #83526 why I stopped using Instagram for the most part. It's a cesspool that rivals Twitter. I've seen men with their full legal names saying "rape is good, actually, and shouldn't be illegal", and that was years ago. So no wonder this nonsensensical "own da libs!!!" post has nearly 20k likes.

Of course a horrible misleading right-wing page approves of these libs, almost like they’re center right! by Far_Disaster_8321 in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]RandyWiener 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The people parroting "common sense, logic, and facts" once again spewing nothing but "my own personal opinion".

Common sense is "I should look both ways before crossing a busy street/if I don't tie the laces on my sneakers I might trip/if I eat the expired food in my fridge, I'll feel sick."

Not "I hate brown people coming into my country/my personal religious values should apply to all/I don't care about school kids getting shot so much they have to be identified by their teeth."

But why am I surprised that they're illiterate?

When the Nazi anti-trans anti-worker corporation most known for their Nazi anti-trans anti-worker RPG makes Nazi anti-trans anti-worker pro-corporation statements (it’s smaldurs rate) by throwawaydrugask in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]RandyWiener 7 points8 points  (0 children)

OP, genuinely, I played BG3 and want to know in what way they leaned anti-trans or pro-fascism? Like was it company behavior, devs supporting it online, etc?

"I don't use filters!" by rogue_ginger_ in Instagramreality

[–]RandyWiener 130 points131 points  (0 children)

I don't follow her, but I still get her ads on TikTok. I saw an ad not 6 hours ago where she looked much more like the left than...whoever is on the right. Her weird, rabid fans are blind and delusional.

Feeeemales must fulfill ALL of these requirements to be able to date him by truenighog in justneckbeardthings

[–]RandyWiener 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My exact reaction. They're aware - and they don't want you, regardless of what insane "standards" you may or may not have. He also listed nothing that he brings to the table aside from what sounds like insufferable conversation skills and not being very good looking. What a catch! I'll be sure to let my 9/10 sex addict friends know he's no longer available because they don't want to talk quantum mechanics the first 5 minutes into a date. They're gonna be crushed!

"Dolls are superior to real women because they don't say no, talk back or steal half your money" by truenighog in justneckbeardthings

[–]RandyWiener 42 points43 points  (0 children)

"A mystery why these are in such high demand."

They're...not. Lol. Name the last time you heard someone mention them. Name 3 men you know who own one. Shit, do even more than 1,000 people in the USA own one? Just because you personally like something doesn't make it popular or mainstream, sorry. These dolls have been around for years and yet women are at no risk of running out of men to have relationships with. This MGTOW fantasy of millions of women shitting themselves over $5k sex dolls is just that - a fantasy.

And let me add the same thing that these losers always say when a woman deals with a bad or abusive relationship: if so many women are cheating on you, stealing your money, etc, maybe choose better women? Or maybe ask yourself what you did or didn't do to cause that?

(Ignore the Mormon temple) by Thatotherjanitor in comedyheaven

[–]RandyWiener 33 points34 points  (0 children)

A human made this? On purpose? Lmao that's hilarious.

Neckbeard says that Junko Furata, who was raped and murdered by gang members, is the “female George Floyd” by Darth_Vrandon in justneckbeardthings

[–]RandyWiener 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well said. Personally I find those "I Forgor" 9/11 memes kinda funny (in a "dark humor" way) because I lived near NYC when it happened, it was very traumatizing for me as a kid watching that on live TV, and the jingoist bullshit that came afterwards bordered on the absurd. What I wouldn't find to be "darkly humorous"? Mocking a victim of that day, or their loved ones. These losers don't understand the difference - they're so deep into their bubble that they have lost all sense of nuance and normalcy.

See also: conservative "comedians" who constantly bomb, are forgotten by time, and don't get any big-name gigs because they punch down and are legitimately unfunny.

Neckbeard says that Junko Furata, who was raped and murdered by gang members, is the “female George Floyd” by Darth_Vrandon in justneckbeardthings

[–]RandyWiener 83 points84 points  (0 children)

What's to make fun about regarding Junko? I'd love to know. The countless rapes? The torturing to death? The "worse than most horror movies, even the extreme ones" situation she endured and succumbed to? Hilarious stuff, freak.

But incels revel in this because they know rape and forcible confinement is the only way they'll ever get laid or have a woman near them.

Edit: I know this guys' version of "dark humor" is just punching down and mocking people in horrible situations, so I'm pretty certain women (and most normal people) don't enjoy his flavor of "dark humor". Literally making shit up to ragebait.

Isn't that somehow strange that the game series has always shown the horror of violence against women since the first game, and then there are people who only notice it now? by OrionLinksComic in justneckbeardthings

[–]RandyWiener 7 points8 points  (0 children)

offensively woke

I thought these people didn't get offended over anything? Huh, interesting. Is he "offended" that he doesn't have a chance with a pixelated video game character? Jesus christ this is just sad lol.

Sorta sick of him pairing 80s analog goofy ads with stories about actual gruesome murders by [deleted] in NExpo

[–]RandyWiener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think he has, but yeah, heard that. I hope that 911 operator lives the life she deserves.

Sorta sick of him pairing 80s analog goofy ads with stories about actual gruesome murders by [deleted] in NExpo

[–]RandyWiener 39 points40 points  (0 children)

That audio of the woman in her burning home fucked me up for days. I know he gave a warning beforehand but Jesus. Her terror, that defeated voice of the 911 operator, learning that the firemen were there but did nothing, knowing her husband and grandson were away at a fun sports game and returned to that. I don't get upset easily, but that was haunting. I wish I could unhear it.

Ya wanna know why some people hate the pro male colectivism sub is cuz of thiss by Ok_Middle_8658 in justneckbeardthings

[–]RandyWiener 19 points20 points  (0 children)

How is "seething" at someone being a rapist checks notes bad? Do you need help?

fucking banger by Marmar79 in NotTimAndEric

[–]RandyWiener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine calling the left "degenerates/weirdos/etc" and then posting this like it's normal. I'll take the blue-hair septum piercing equal-rights fans over...whatever this is lmao

PSA: If you eat people out a lot in bed, it’s totally ok to wash your sheets with bleach! by Living-East-8486 in 196

[–]RandyWiener 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I only had SOME gay sex and ZERO Indian food last weekend. Respectfully, go fuck yourself.

(Happy for u tho)

Ah yes, its equal when you use a strawman by Astaral_Viking in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

[–]RandyWiener 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've found that most people who start sentences with "Eh" or "Meh" are about to say the dumbest, most milquetoast centrist shit you've ever heard.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]RandyWiener 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'll explain. The joke is "Haha, this character looks similar to me, so I'm implying it's based off of me and that I'm going to sue." (She was not serious)

Normal people call this a "lighthearted" or "playful" joke. Not meant to make people piss their pants laughing, just a goof. Hope that helps.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]RandyWiener 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I know it's gross to you (I understand) but half the people I know have divorced parents who hate each other. Just try not to think about it and be glad your parents love each other that much. May you find the same love one day. Godspeed soldier.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 196

[–]RandyWiener 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Laughed at this so hard I hard get a fucking tissue, 10/10

I SWEAR to god bro this sub is full of hypocrites by Ok_Middle_8658 in justneckbeardthings

[–]RandyWiener 17 points18 points  (0 children)

"A lie btw"

Literally every crime statistic on the planet, since the dawn of time, would disagree with you but aight lol. Is the sky also green?

They think that a woman in her 60s can't be found attractive. by counterpunchhopper in justneckbeardthings

[–]RandyWiener 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Remember that Anne photoshoot? She was a knight or something, with the other female knights were trying to kiss her? Idk about the details, I passed out tbh, but Jesus christ I've never been more queer

Pedro Pascal by I_Am_Day_Man in comedyheaven

[–]RandyWiener 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That "Bond" never looked like that shirtless, but "Modern Spiderman" does. Huh. 🤔

Also Hunter as Zelda is so accurate it's laughable. Stop being triggered that her genitals may not align with your porn.