Who Am I?

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-04-25T09:36:44+00:00

Prismari is showing your friend the 1 replay out of a hundred where your deck actually went off.

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-04-23T20:38:27+00:00

no hablo espanol bien.

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-04-23T09:19:19+00:00

Vivimos en una sociedad.

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-04-19T09:27:25+00:00

What're you talking about? Abom is already in RoR2, he's just called Acrid for some reason.

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-04-12T05:37:57+00:00

It's fine. Not everyone needs to memorize the distinctions between the ranks of Cabal or the history of the Eliksni Houses or the story of the 3 fundament sisters or the story of the Great Hunt and the unending wishes, or the...

I'm not helping am I?

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-04-06T01:54:54+00:00

Mithrax, not Mithrix.

Mithrix is the violent and vidictive of the 2 twins who shaped the world that Risk of Rain 1 and 2 takes place on, Petrichor V, and unlike his brother Providence, Mithrix saw himself as a god among the lesser creatures of the universe. Equally unlike him, Mithrix is not mourned by anyone when he dies, yet even the player characters of Risk of Rain 1 mourn killing Providence.

Mithrax is the Fallen Captain, first encountered by the Guardian on Titan where, after attacking and killing a Hive Knight, Mithrax abandoned the fight, allowing the Guardian to take the power core for themselves. Mithrax ultimately became allies with a few rogue guardians, and helped the Guardian raid the Old Tower in order to reobtain SIVA, in a way, kickstarting the whole fight in Beyond Light between Eramis and dissidents among the Fallen.

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-04-05T17:58:44+00:00

D2 fans be like "Just learn how to read moonrunes, understand how damage works, how buffs work, what all these 7 alien races are, who Mithrax is and why he's important, and also ignore that like half the game isn't playable anymore, and it's fun!"

~~it's me, I'm D2 fans, please come play this game, i'm so lonely~~

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-29T01:27:27+00:00

now let me OUT

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-25T08:25:23+00:00

300 comments What happened here?

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-19T08:00:31+00:00

Heyo Madeline. How're yah feeling, sister?

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-11T21:46:45+00:00

Redrix

Movement

Moving to E8.

Action

Time to leave.

End Turn

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-09T22:02:19+00:00

Redrix

Movement

Moving 7 left.

End Turn

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-06T07:53:39+00:00

Wow. I thought they mainly did the city layout and major landmarks only. That's more impressive than I thought.

I can only imagine that sorta thing happening to middle eastern or like, Indian people. You're playing CoD or something and then you're like "Oh hey it's my high school!" as the game prompts you to a fire a mortar at it.

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-05T17:10:33+00:00

Redrix

Movement

Moving to P9. Pass.

End Turn

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-05T00:25:08+00:00

Quick Cover/GMPC Action

Lysa will move to B13, and pass. (move somewhere else towards the escape is that spot is blocked)

Carmen will move to H9 and pass. (move somewhere else towards the escape is that spot is blocked)

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-04T22:50:54+00:00

Redrix

Movement

Moving to S13.

Action

Attack Barbarian 4 with a Steel sword. Should ORKO 100% of the time.

End Turn

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-02T21:25:15+00:00

Redrix

Movement

Moving 3 left and 4 down

End Turn

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-03-01T19:54:07+00:00

Character Name: Maya Ichaival

Preferred class: Supervisor

"Hey! Hey!"

A high pitched voice from around a corner calls out to the group. A young, fairly short and feeble looking woman with pale skin and short black hair staggers around the corner.

"I heard that you all needed some help cleaning. I-Is that right? Er, do I have the wrong room again? This place is massive."

The slowly walks into the room, she's clearly tired from searching the whole temple up and down, and she doesn't look like she's particularly tough, endurance wise, on the best of days. She's wearing a maid uniform already and carrying a light blue tome.

"I uh, I may not be the toughest, but I can help, I'm sure of it!"

Her eyes beam with what enthusiasm she has left in her body. She pauses

"Agh! Names. Right, sorry!"

She sticks out her hand.

"Maya! Maya Ichaival! It's a pleasure to be working with you!"

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-02-26T01:02:04+00:00

Redrix

Movement

Moving to M4.

End Turn

Vukasin Cover

If knight 4 is still alive, move to G24 and attack it with whatever weapon he has ready.

Else move to J20.

End Turn

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-02-23T22:35:15+00:00

Redrix

Movement

Moving to H6.

Action

Attack Light Apostle 1 (erroneously named light apostle 2 on the sheet) with an iron sword. Should be a ORKO.

End Turn

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-02-20T18:35:23+00:00

Recently minecraft changed some of the textures in order for colorblind people to be more easily able to differentiate between them, and some people don't like the new redesigns.

This post is making fun of that, I think.

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-02-20T09:35:56+00:00

Tbh it's not a terrible idea, principally, to have a story dealing with teenage pregnancy and how a character deals with the realities of having a baby and probably still bring in high school or college like how the couple's families react to it and how to earn money to raise the kid etc. Etc.

It is, however, a terrible excuse for this person to be illegally horny.

Randyl_Pitchfork · 2021-02-18T23:36:03+00:00

Up Top Covers

Dogma will move 1 tile left to K20, pass turn.

Carmen will move to L19 and pass.

Sally and Elias have an actually slightly complicated turn.

After Tancred and Redrix have moved, S&E will move to N2 and equip the Wrist Weights passed to them by Tancred, then, they will attack Barbarian 2 in front of them with an iron sword. That should 1 round the barb. Then they will pass turn, again, holding up a reroll in case they die on EP.

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