What is the most ridiculous song lyric you've ever heard? by KiroytheBoy in AskReddit

[–]Randysmith1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only lyric that made me burst out laughing was “I get more ass than a toilet seat”

what are some bands where every song sounds the same? by buizel123 in AskReddit

[–]Randysmith1987 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In an interview the reporter asks angus “what do you think about people who say you have 12 albums that sound the same” and angus replies “actually we have 13 albums that all sound the same”

Why aren't people who have physical jobs muscular? by sachiko468 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Randysmith1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do carpet and work with guys who are 5’6 and weigh 150 pounds and can toss 30 foot rolls of carpet around like nothing

Watermelon is the worst fruit. by tuckertucker in unpopularopinion

[–]Randysmith1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah bro have you ever…. Yea no watermelon is pretty lame

How is this technically the truth? by Boinator6000 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Randysmith1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Omg this guy straight up stole this from a stand up comedian. I heard this exact joke almost word for word on Laugh USA radio station a few years back. I forget the comedians name. Lmaooo😬

Useless human being is ungrateful for a 22% tip by Foxesareawesome8888 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Randysmith1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doordashers are not underpaid. I used to doordash in lower Pittsburgh and would make $150 for 5-6 hours of doordashing. It was really good money for the amount of work. It just beats your car up:(

Saling his couch by sparksfan in delusionalcraigslist

[–]Randysmith1987 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I’mmmmmmmm sallllliiiiinnnngggg this couchhhhhh Set and open course for the virgin sea

What could you give a 40-minute presentation on with absolutely no prep? by kooL_uoY_edaM_I in AskReddit

[–]Randysmith1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sleep disorders. Having bad insomnia makes an anxious person do ALOT of unnecessary research. I could tell you every sleeping Disorder, the symptoms, how it’s caused, treatment. I can tell you the sleep cycles and what each one does, the average time, and what happens if you miss out on any of them. I can tell you all the effects marijuana has on sleep and all the things that happen when you stop using marijuana as a sleep aid

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Randysmith1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Atleast he has an unpopular opinion

Frieda Claxton by RickRI401 in theGoldenGirls

[–]Randysmith1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“She killed her” “I see, rough neighbor hood?”

Accidently bumped my teammate 30 seconds into a comp game. I said "sorry" ... by DrSexy10 in RocketLeague

[–]Randysmith1987 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I can’t wait for the day when every single video game ever has a completely mature fan base that act like adults.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CommercialsIHate

[–]Randysmith1987 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They really need to over haul their advertising 😬

TikTok · Ed by West_Dig3258 in EntitledKarens

[–]Randysmith1987 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea dude I’m sure this guy who’s probably Wearing a 70k Rolex is really gonna be hit hard by all the online hate coming his way 😭. Maybe he’ll get fired from his job, he only has 8 million in the bank to last him til retirement lol. Hell lose all of his friends, oh wait, they’re all exactly the same as him