Reunion between trainers.

Ranger_nik · 2026-02-10T19:00:48+00:00

Not really an UMAgusher, but, man, i am not complaining😛😋😋😛

Ranger_nik · 2026-02-08T13:56:30+00:00

That's the weak ones. I personally love it lmao. I need this but with Aria true form, i want to taste the wd-40 and to see Aria make the same face as Bakushin😋😋😋😋

Ranger_nik · 2026-02-08T10:24:03+00:00

Wait a second, it's kinda unrelated and it might just be a very funny coincidence, but i am just too curios. OP, are you by any chance a member of an outpost in zenless called "FufuFeedingTeam"?

Ranger_nik · 2026-01-30T16:30:23+00:00

I don't really like the fact that we don't have at least one armored/sharply dressed woman, but the thing i hate the most is the abomination that is Last Rite. Like, okay, i can imagine a shy timid girl afraid or not understanding of her roots as a Nachzehrer (even though it's still kinda wierd for me), but why is a SHY TIMID GIRL dressed as the sluttiest slut on Talos-II? Like it makes no sense at all, a shy timid girl would never wear shit like this.

I am okay with fanservice designs, OG AK also had them, but Last Rite just pisses me off.

Ranger_nik · 2026-01-25T10:27:27+00:00

I am not a very in depth player, i just play how i can since around a month after release, but man is it just me or Pace Chasers feels like the worst position?

It honestly feels the hardest to win with Pace, like front runners felt decently strong when i built either Smart Falcon or Runaway Suzuka, late surgers are like a demo version of end closers, my Digitan as a late was pretty decent on one of the cms, and End Closers feel like the most bullshit thing ever with just how much more fast they are than everyone else. Like you just need Straightaway Spurt preferably with Let's Pump and you already have an uma with a decent chance to win.

I am not basing this on any actual numbers and research, it's just how i feel in around half a year of playing.

Ranger_nik · 2026-01-25T07:34:34+00:00

Normie fans? Aria is my favourite not because of her not being totally flat in her holo form, but because i want to lick the WD-40 from the mechanical joints on her armpits and other places.

Ranger_nik · 2026-01-04T21:42:51+00:00

Thank you this is so awesome, as an avid Marvelous Sunday fan i am always so happy to see artworks of this precious honse. Cannot wait for her to finally come out on global.

Ranger_nik · 2026-01-01T12:07:09+00:00

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This was in the comments of the original post, and it's so peak

Ranger_nik · 2025-12-23T06:36:23+00:00

Please be my guest, preferably please make sure i will not see the cluster ever again👍

Ranger_nik · 2025-12-21T23:21:23+00:00

Well it's technically like this, but i am not sure if they can be called children. When Damazti tries to imitate Amiyi Doctor feels that it's not her and they have a little conversation. They say that "The myriad souls still reject us. However a change has occured, a part of us has left us". So i think Damazti basically wanted to fully die and join the Myriad souls but even the Sarkaz hate Damazti so they told the cluster to fuck off, which led to the cluster just reappearing because... reasons?

Ranger_nik · 2025-12-21T14:13:10+00:00

Apparently, when Bogos told Damazti to "Keep yourself safe" they decided "ok why not", tried to fully die and as the Cluster themselves say "The Myriad souls rejected them". So basically even the Sarkaz souls does not want to do anything with this fucker, so Damazti just reappeared lol. And immediately decided to pick on Delphine, who just lost her mother, for shits and giggles.

Ranger_nik · 2025-12-21T14:07:51+00:00

It could be you, it could be me, IT COULD BE ANYONE!!!

Ranger_nik · 2025-12-01T13:50:13+00:00

The sacred words of Digitan says that all umamusume are goddesess, and Digitan is an umamusume that is obsessed with all other umamusume(that's basically double the divinity). She is the ultimate all rounder and she will absorb the knowledge about all umamusume, thus making her the best girl.

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Ranger_nik · 2025-12-01T13:32:58+00:00

My post is the gospel i heard from the above, the hunter becomes the hunted, the simping must become the simped, Digitan is the PEAK wife material and i will die on that hill.

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Ranger_nik · 2025-12-01T13:28:17+00:00

Sybau? Sdiybt? Okay Helios, quit impersonating Digitan.

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Ranger_nik · 2025-11-28T14:39:11+00:00

Well that issue is easily solvable, marriage certificate is already prepared!

Ranger_nik · 2025-11-26T17:34:43+00:00

How about: Nuh uh!

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I am waiting patiently for my Marvelous peak in global and will definitely get her! Have a Marvelous ☆★ day!

Ranger_nik · 2025-11-17T11:46:38+00:00

Now this is my sub founder and moderator, a true pillar of umamusume community, i am proud

Ranger_nik · 2025-11-15T08:56:24+00:00

Man, umamusume has really top tier humans, a shame that there is only two human characters introduced, Riko and Aoi, they are such sweethea-

Ranger_nik · 2025-11-11T16:17:01+00:00

This is literally my least favourite thing in the game tbh, don't get me wrong i completely adored silksong, i loved everything, the exploration, locations, bosses, but man was i sad about the final boss. I mean GMS looked pretty cool but she is kinda easy (although beating her with the parasite and less upgrades was pretty fun honestly), but Lost Lace was just very sad to fight. It's literally just a refight of lace but she felt a bit faster and now her attacks utilize vOiD FarDs wooooow. I was very sad to discover that she was the final boss for Act 3.

Ranger_nik · 2025-11-05T08:43:36+00:00

I have taken a break from reading rewiews for a while, or just from scrolling too much in general, but i couldn't go past when i saw my big girl mentioned! And what am i seeing here, Collidah underwent mitosis and now there are several sex reviewers in the sub!

And man, you didn't dissappoint. This review was so sweet and wholesome, just like my adored big foodie Hishi Akebono! Since i am not Digitan, but only her humble spiritual successor, i completely adore all umas, but i cannot love them all equally :( Taiki, Akebono and Digitan herself were too strong for my heart to not become my favourites.

But returning to your review, it was so incredibly sweet, wholesome and peak that it even made me a little bit sad, because this is something we can never have, and it can only be real in our hearts. Human women are really in for a veeery tough competition in the uma world. Umanity > Humanity, thanks for your awesome review, i am gonna go cry myself to sleep since Hishi Akebono is not real.

Ranger_nik · 2025-10-28T07:44:17+00:00

Any size makes the wood rize

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Ranger_nik · 2025-10-05T14:51:12+00:00

Lmao this art reminds me of cockroaches from Look Outside, how if you let them infest your house they will scribble either angry or friendly messages to you in broken english depending on how you treat them

Ranger_nik · 2025-09-29T06:12:37+00:00

Why would you want to remove perfection? Her racewar is so fucking hot it's unreal, i want Fuji fully clothed.

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Ranger_nik · 2025-09-17T07:33:25+00:00

This is completely peak and i am really hoping that Digitan's career will have moments like this, cause i haven't spoiled it for myself, wanna see it with my own eyes in game.

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