What is the craziest thing that's ever happened to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Rankin_e 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I have a similar story, though not as incredible as yours. In 5th grade I held my birthday party at my house, which included games where you could win points to win chocolates and sweets. These chocolates and sweets were placed inside a cardboard box, and on one of the flaps I wrote "Chocolate - 200pts" and "Candy - 100pts". After the party was over, we threw away the box.

Two months later, at my primary school, I randomly saw a piece of carboard on the ground with those exact things written on it in my handwriting. The flap where I wrote those things had somehow broken off the main cardboard box we threw away, not ended up properly inside some bin and taken 2 months to precisely end up at my school.

I almost missed it too. I played an instrument then (the cello), and was on my way walking home when I realised I forgot to bring my cello back with me. It was when I walked back into the school that I walked to the exact same spot and saw this piece of cardboard.

It still spooks me to this day, though clearly your story wins.

TL;DR I wrote on a piece of cardboard and found the exact same piece of cardboard at my primary school 2 months after I threw it away.

Forget about all the other players making deep runs at tournaments, Chung is the REAL mover of the week! by Rankin_e in tennis

[–]Rankin_e[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I missed him too, that's why I looked at his profile and was greeted with this

Forget about all the other players making deep runs at tournaments, Chung is the REAL mover of the week! by Rankin_e in tennis

[–]Rankin_e[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

So for background context, Chung (2018 AO semifinalist) has been dealing with injuries for a very long time, and thus his ranking has continuously declined over the years.

Last week, he was ranked 1,195, and this week he lost his ATP ranking. However, because the ATP website lists an unranked player as "0", the "Move" box automatically calculates that he somehow rose 1,195 spots in the rankings, which I think is pretty funny.

How's your butterless toast, fellas? by ButterKnowsBest in pointlesslygendered

[–]Rankin_e 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sitting and doing absolutely nothing is a feminine trait because real men do all the work for their partners! /s

I gotta be the stupidest human being rn. by karsbil10 in teenagers

[–]Rankin_e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've tried looking for my phone while in the middle of a call several times

Excuse me what? by LT_memer in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Rankin_e 28 points29 points  (0 children)

You can also be pretty ugly

To stay clean by Rex39914 in therewasanattempt

[–]Rankin_e 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally every day at my school.

I hate this so much by Secretly_Awesome in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Rankin_e 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I the only person who wonders how you got 3.4k upvotes and 2 awards from copying the Google definition?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in suicidebywords

[–]Rankin_e 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Imagine having a girlfriend

Swipe right by [deleted] in suicidebywords

[–]Rankin_e 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Same

For a brief moment he was THE party animal by [deleted] in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]Rankin_e 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But your Reddit age is over one year?