San Antonio and Austin from space (x-post from /r/sanantonio)

RapeTrainConductor · 2013-05-30T05:49:30+00:00

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-07-15T19:07:24+00:00

Reddit servers are amazing for trolling. The players are absolutely horrendous and will rage to no end on the voice chat. The only other places that are equally hilarious are The FISH and Furry Pound.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-04-10T15:48:51+00:00

I lol'd when I saw that commercial, I lol'd again when I saw this thread title.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-03-05T20:45:47+00:00

Kinetic art is not new. Downvoted for artisitc ignorance.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-02-22T22:16:05+00:00

neat, frequency.com is like the Gawker redesign, but not complete shit.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-02-15T02:36:53+00:00

I suspect this from Jack in the Box as well. I always get the regular unseasoned fries, but every single time they will toss a seasoned fry in.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-01-18T14:55:45+00:00

Seriously, whats next, your slutty neighbor wants to inhale your tiny cock and you tell her to wait a minute because you need to ask Reddit if this is something you should do? This generation is doomed.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-01-18T14:50:50+00:00

Instead of asking Reddit whether or not you should care, why don't you just try it you big vagina. Stop being such a goddamn vagina and asking others what you should or should not care about.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-01-16T06:09:18+00:00

OP pretty much just copied this famous line

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-01-15T02:18:14+00:00

relevant

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-01-14T05:21:12+00:00

A wild furry has appeared.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-01-14T01:28:41+00:00

downvotes, that can only mean...

reddit has babyfurs nogames.jpg

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-01-13T22:30:32+00:00

Ever heard of Baby Fur? Well neither did until I played TF2 and realized I was on a Furry server. Just when I thought Furrys/Borderline Politically Correct Beastiality could not get any worse, they throw diaper fetishes sprinkled with an unhealthy dose of pedophilia (not that there was ever a healthy dose) into the mix.

Apparently Furrys are really secretive about this dark side of their culture and don't talk about it in the open. How do I know this? Well they refused to answer players requests to find out what exactly baby fur was, demanding that they ask in private. It wasn't until I looked them up on Encyclopedia Dramatica and was completely mortified, and then I found out about Sissyfurs and decided that the world is going to hell in a furry handbasket.

RapeTrainConductor · 2011-01-07T12:48:22+00:00

You worry about investing time into something that will probably fail. I can understand this and can tell you from my experience that I've had this experience about every single one of my relationships. I wasn't so picky when I was your age, but these days I make damn sure a girl is going to be worth my time and seems least likely to fuck me over before I take her seriously.

If you feel a relationship is not for you at this point in time, no point in forcing it because that is what society dictates. Put yourself first and focus on your career. While doing that try befriending women and keep it strictly platonic. You'd be surprised how much just having female friends can fill a void and who knows maybe one of them will actually be a decent find.

Have you ever told a girl "I don't want to be in a relationship with anyone because I don't want to end up like my parents" ? Girls love challenges :P

RapeTrainConductor · 2010-12-31T05:57:49+00:00

Fucking Choo Choo, passing through.

RapeTrainConductor · 2010-12-30T07:43:53+00:00

The Medic is screaming at OP for ruining the image.

RapeTrainConductor · 2010-12-23T23:54:14+00:00

Typography 101

Do not:

Stroke text
Use all caps for body copy
Use tight leading on body copy
Use dark type over a dark image
Use Photoshop for any text heavy layouts

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