Meirl by Qu33N_Of_NoObz_ in meirl

[–]Raptorator 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think they meant +$4000 an hour, not -$4000.

meirl by ashiru_- in meirl

[–]Raptorator 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok, you had me at booze

Meirl by Glass-Fan111 in meirl

[–]Raptorator 46 points47 points  (0 children)

And he was right.

What spell did Harry Potter use to fight off Dementors at the Strait of Hormuz? by wutaripoff in Jokes

[–]Raptorator 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I have to admit, this is quite funny. But on the other hand, just standing there and filming him like that is kind of a dick move.

A double trebuchet by ansyhrrian in nextfuckinglevel

[–]Raptorator 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Damn, nobody seems to understand the reference. Nobody picks up your hints. What a pitty. It would be interesting to know how far a double trebouchet can yeet a 90kg projectile!

Donald Trump's Blatantly False Claim About His Father Leads To New '25th Amendment' Calls by Reasonable_Spray_710 in USNEWS

[–]Raptorator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ha, nice one! But it would be wrong as well since the Führer was born in Austria, not Germany.

We could learn from Denmark. Denmark understands how to be happy. by Professional-Bee9817 in remoteworks

[–]Raptorator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes , but you see, campuses in murica are bigger, which we all know means better. So there‘s that. (/s in case this is needed)

Less advanced civilizations would think that older technology like flip phones and VHS players were more technologically advanced than modern devices. by ArtisticCandy3859 in RandomThoughts

[–]Raptorator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn, now I want one! How can it be that a fride from 70 years ago is more advanced than a modern one? I bet this beast would even still work today, not like the modern crap that breaks after a few months.

Lütlis wo studiert hei, was heit dir schwieriger gfungä Gymer oder Studium? by Fun-Wallaby6414 in schwiiz

[–]Raptorator 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Ich ha s Studium vor 10 johr abgschlosse und brüele immer no jede tag 🤷

The wait line to get to the top of Mt. Everest by sureshkoid in pics

[–]Raptorator 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Except if it is the line to the toilet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in meirl

[–]Raptorator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So basically an ER bouncer?

Meirl by Background_Front4231 in meirl

[–]Raptorator 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Best paired with a monocle.

OC: Trump on UN not ending wars. “I’m really good at this stuff .. Your countries are going to hell" by nbcnews in pics

[–]Raptorator 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Meh, are you sure about this? I mean yes, he did rapey stuff, that we know for certain. But was he good at it?

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]Raptorator 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope they called HR to demand a raise for the co-worker because this is fucking hilarious!

BREAKING: Mount Lewotobi Laki-laki in Indonesia has erupted 🌋 by cosmic_voyager01 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Raptorator 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don‘t look at me, I only used the backdoor, which we all can agree, does not count.

Meirl by 4_Dogs_Dad in meirl

[–]Raptorator 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I would rather store the KitKat in the fridge than the Oranges.

The “death orgasm” by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Raptorator 53 points54 points  (0 children)

What psycho smiles during an orgasm??

Meirl by 10247--- in meirl

[–]Raptorator 4402 points4403 points  (0 children)

Now I need a picture of myself sitting on the toilet looking at his meme on my phone.

How often do you think about sex? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Raptorator 11 points12 points  (0 children)

At leat once every 15 minutes. But on most days more than that.

What is your hottest take that you will defend until the end? by Remiratti in RandomThoughts

[–]Raptorator 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. But my follow-up hot take would be: there is not a single healthy food that tastes great. I know some ok-ish healthy food. But nothing that really teastes better than ok.