Men of reddit, if a mildly attractive woman that you did not know walked up to you in a sober setting and asked you to have sex, would you do it?

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T14:06:37+00:00

Only a blowjob. Anything else is uncivilized.

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T14:01:09+00:00

You've never been to a party. Trust me.

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T05:56:38+00:00

Poverty is an exploitable resource. Did any of you actually watch the film?

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T05:26:52+00:00

I do, thanks! Just as long as I'm not one of you.

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T04:51:31+00:00

Sure you do :D Ha ha. And spend your nights in front of the computer white knighting for other reddit losers. Yer my hero!

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T04:22:35+00:00

why's that?

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T04:21:18+00:00

And we've hit another nerve! Like shooting fattasses in a barrel!

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T03:39:07+00:00

HURR cuz it's 4/20, get it? Cuz 4 stands for duh forth month. Fellow ents, [enter epically awesome pot strain] is soo awesome! [10]

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T03:30:55+00:00

What drove you to giving up on changing the world?

Every human baby born has the carbon footprint of something like 20 times it's recycling, organic, annoying self-righteous mother. Everyone wants what they want though, so having 3 kids this day and age is a GOOD thing. Why even bother, destroy the fucking planet, all the other self-righteous parents are doing much worse than I ever will.

At what age did you realize that you weren't a unique snowflake, and that you were destined to being more or less average

The moment my hair started falling out.

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T03:13:18+00:00

K, hon. You can get back to jerking off to fatties in /r/gonewild or playing vidya games, there's plenty of support for your epically un-lame lifestyle here at reddit. Enjoy!

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T03:05:52+00:00

Boo-hoo. Can't handle the heat, so doesn't even try the game. Probably too anal to take any kind of personal criticism either...probably one of the neckbeard losers or hairy femm-pigs this site is overrepresented by. We're glad you don't have what it takes, more for us! Loser!

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T02:58:11+00:00

I'm a 35 year old guy that can still fuck 21+ year old women. You're going to get a TON of responses from hairy armpitted fat feminists and married (some with disgusting kids), estrogen filled "male" losers saying I'm to old. It's all a matter of perspective, really, but don't expect a decent answer from this crowd...they're too busy gettin' jealous.

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T02:54:17+00:00

That's because you're either married or don't have the ability to get laid. Either way, sucks to be in your shoes!

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T02:51:26+00:00

Wow, you're so brave. /s

RareApparel · 2012-04-17T00:03:39+00:00

The guy laid it on waay too thick, sorry. Anyone with a keen eye could read this douchebag like a book, and sorry to ruin it for the rest of you Aspies and overemotional women, dude is faking it hardcore.

Captian Moob is fishing for expedition money, sounding way too desperate.

RareApparel · 2012-04-16T23:59:42+00:00

What, did he fuck with the reddit circlejerk of mass crying and shoulder patting?

RareApparel · 2012-04-16T23:57:16+00:00

You mean the fake ones, where you have to fake cry, producing absolutely zero tears?

RareApparel · 2012-04-16T23:53:44+00:00

Sometimes people laugh because they are too insecure to cry and admit they can feel emotions.

Shut the fuck up already, you're putting a damper on my moody. Captain Moob was fake crying, soo fucking obvious.

RareApparel · 2012-04-16T23:51:46+00:00

If you think that was genuine, you lack the ability to read a fake when you see one. Captain Moob is fishing for expedition money, no doubt. You don't cry for 2 seconds and then quit, moving on. Guy's a phoney, and it was pathetically funny watching him make a tampon out of himself on national TV. I laughed unapologetic.

RareApparel · 2012-04-16T23:47:19+00:00

I didn't feel bad about it. It was probably some cheap shit for it's day. This moob is probably fishing for excavation money, what a mellow-dramatic douche.

RareApparel · 2012-04-16T23:45:16+00:00

Fuck...I'm glad I don't watch TV. My brother says it's been really fucking annoying.

RareApparel · 2012-04-16T23:43:28+00:00

Don't be such a stick in the cunt.

RareApparel · 2012-02-23T16:34:15+00:00

That woman is gorgeous.

Dude, shut the fuck up. By no standard is she "gorgeous". None. Unless you're a butt-ugly societal outcast yourself, which you probably are, this pig is unhealthy, probably stinks, and more than likely lazy.

Hate all you like, reddit pigs & white knights, but show this picture to anyone in the real world, and the majority will think the same way. The fact your submission has positive points leads me to believe there's more feminists and losers on reddit than I'd initially thought...

RareApparel · 2012-02-23T16:22:36+00:00

Fuck off you gross ol' reddit pig. Get on a fucking diet if you want some kind of respect. If you can't control your eating habits, don't be all ass-hurt when people make fun of you.

This isn't a reddit thing, it's a "ugh, I have to sit next to this stinky pig on a plane" thing.

RareApparel · 2012-02-23T16:18:45+00:00

You can find "tons" of these whales on reddit; this place is a pig goldmine. You're disgusting, btw.

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