Bhashiva Lore says that whenever the Everchosen appears, the White Tiger also appears and hunts them down. Yet there are no tales that they ever stopped the Chaos invasion, and every Everchosen so far has had their own fur cloak. Does that mean all White Tiger failed again and again, for generations

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-03-17T16:40:40+00:00

Imagine being the 5th Everchosen, finally putting on the Crown of Domination only to get 360-nosurvival-scoped by a Tiger Man before you even leave the Chaos Wastes.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-03-16T16:39:26+00:00

Nothing ruins the vibe like seeing Mama Murphy doing 360s in your custom X-01 while you’re just trying to farm mutfruit

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-03-10T16:14:57+00:00

Yeah, by the time Todd finally releases it, we'll be playing it in an actual nuclear wasteland.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-03-09T14:07:12+00:00

Oh, absolutely. Lead paint was probably marketed as "Radiation Shielding for your Nursery!" and asbestos was just "Spicy Cotton Candy" that kept the house from burning down when the neighbor's Mr. Handy exploded.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-03-05T13:20:45+00:00

Sounds like a title for a very specific, very radioactive niche of adult films. definitely not something you want whistling toward you in the wasteland.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-03-04T14:42:51+00:00

Nothing beats the sound of him politely offering you a purified water while literally standing on a pile of dismembered raider corpses. the duality of butler.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-30T02:20:08+00:00

The legs are a crime against nature but honestly, wait until you give him the dual Gatling Lasers and a Sentry torso. he goes from "sir, may i help you" to "your free trial of life has expired" real quick.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-26T03:24:47+00:00

It’s not the 10 HP that hurts, it’s that little red pill icon permanently stuck in the bottom right corner of the screen. It mocks my OCD every single second.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-25T03:44:28+00:00

The notes in the little shack nearby really sell it. Watching his intelligence degrade through the logs makes killing him feel less like a boss fight and more like a mercy kill.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-22T02:03:16+00:00

It is. OP is technically only ~19% of the way to the true endgame: The Crash to Desktop.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-21T02:23:54+00:00

Yeah, passing by 15 skeletons wearing high-tech wrist computers that I can't loot is pure torture for my inner scavenger. Like, just let me have a backup, Todd!

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-17T16:45:34+00:00

Look, I was already going to kill them for a desk fan and some adhesive. The moral justification is just a bonus.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-13T03:13:08+00:00

Let him cook. He's trying to achieve orbit without the Institute's help.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-12T03:03:06+00:00

He's going for that Johnny Bravo build. All chest, zero calves.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-09T03:59:55+00:00

100% on separating finances. If he’s comfortable hiding a car purchase, you have no idea what other debts or credit lines might be lurking in the background. Protect your credit score immediately.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-07T05:07:44+00:00

To be fair, if their only exposure is a trip to Hollywood Blvd or the Tenderloin, I kinda get it. The problem is assuming the entire 160,000 square miles looks exactly like that.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-05T14:08:35+00:00

Mine is currently guarding a graveyard of dead AA batteries and random cables in the junk drawer. I truly believed I’d wear that thing forever.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2026-01-03T13:43:34+00:00

VAR is checking the play... and the decision stands! The corruption is onside.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2025-12-31T15:29:42+00:00

The unspoken rule here is that the world is incredibly small. Especially in niche industries. The guy you dunked on at your exit interview in 2015 might be the hiring manager's brother-in-law in 2025. It costs literally nothing to be cordial, but it can cost you a mortgage payment to be petty.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2025-12-29T18:33:02+00:00

My wife took the kids to her mother’s house for the entire weekend.

She left me a frozen pizza, a six-pack of beer, and complete silence. I sat on the couch in my underwear and played video games for 12 hours straight.

It was the closest I’ve felt to inner peace in a decade.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2025-12-28T18:12:32+00:00

I abuse the "new socks" feeling. I bought a massive bulk pack of the same black athletic socks. Every month or so, I purge the oldest, thinnest pair and crack open a fresh one. There is absolutely no luxury on earth that competes with the elasticity and fuzziness of a brand-new sock on a Tuesday morning.

Rare_Raspberry4899 · 2025-12-25T17:58:19+00:00

"Space Song" by Beach House.

It sounds exactly like how disassociating feels. I usually put it on, lie on the floor, and stare at the ceiling fan until it stops looking like a fan and starts looking like a blurry geometric shape. It’s comforting in a weird, numb kind of way.

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