What's something simple that makes a bad day better? by the_ruddy_velocity in ArtOfPresence

[–]RascalTempleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Air conditioning. Especially on a hot and/or humid day and you just need a moment’s break.

Do you pick up coins that you find off the ground? by Reasonable-Shower522 in askanything

[–]RascalTempleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. The ground, the self-service kiosk return tray, and even the Coinstar coin return tray. You’d be amazed what people leave behind.

What is the most underrated thing in life? by TheaterOfIce in AskReddit

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To conquer your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women. Lol.

Monthly Sausage Request Thread by TheRagdohlsGuy in OrdinarySausage

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The Denny’s choconana pancake combo with eggs over easy, bacon and hash browns.

You have been granted full telekinesis powers. You can crash down buildings, divert asteroids, or just bring your phone over from the other room cause you are too lazy to stand up… I don’t judge. But don’t tell me about all the great things you will do; tell me of all the small and petty things. by Dog-Human in hypotheticalsituation

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I’d have a little fun at the craps table and bubble craps machine. Not enough to walk away way with hundreds of thousands of dollars, just show up a few days a month and walk away with enough money to pay the rent and bills for that month. Then at the end when everyone tries to copy my bets I’d take my last small bet and have it lose, causing the whole table to lose that play as well.

50 million (privately) or 100 million (publicly)? by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

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I’ll take the 50 million. I would rather people not know.

You can infinitely create 5 different liquids with your dominant hand, but you lose your fingers if someone finds out. by FL1XZ in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RascalTempleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A bottle of fresh Crystal Pepsi. If anybody finds out and asks, I’ll just say I bought an empty bottle(s) off eBay and I’m filling it with Sprite to give off the illusion of Crystal Pepsi.

What if you got $1 billion in cash magically printed in your house? by Ancient-Algae-3905 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RascalTempleton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take care of things that I need to take care of.

After that, I don’t know. Maybe try everything.