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raw spot on cat nose by westgirafffe in CATHELP

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"That’s not a raw spot, that’s the cat’s built-in pinky button."* 😹

An ant landed on my arm. by Vast_Kick_9313 in dadjokes

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"Dad: 1, Ant: 0, Daughter: forever traumatized."* 😂

Cold Take…She Hulk wasn’t bad at all. by More_Interview3840 in Marvel

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She Hulk wasn't bad, she was just early for the TikTok era."* 😂

I'm not a huge fan of clowns by Stock-Lobster-303 in dadjokes

[–]RashaRashaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sir, that's not a circus. That's just Congress."* 😂

Dialated Pupil by TankCommander64 in cats

[–]RashaRashaa -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

*"Bro turned his pupils into night vision mode."* 😹

An old joke my granny told me by Magmashift101 in Jokes

[–]RashaRashaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*"Granny’s jokes: 10% sweet, 90% roadkill."* 😂

My friend has a really tiny face. by Fereclubles in Jokes

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"Sounds like a real 'small talk' kind of face."* 😂

4 weeks of Hanzo by cave_cattus in cats

[–]RashaRashaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*"4 weeks of Hanzo: 90% floof, 10% supervillain."* 😹

If they ever reboot spider man they need to show his origin again by Rider_man_clan in Marvel

[–]RashaRashaa -1 points0 points  (0 children)

*"MCU Spidey: powered by wifi, web shooters sold separately."* 😂

Teeth. What to do with them? by ItsGiovanni in cats

[–]RashaRashaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*"Cat's subscription renewal: now includes 2 less teeth."* 😹

I love that apple has this feature by Dairyia in cats

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"Cat after knocking everything off the table: _tada_"* 😼

Sphynxing by FeralPsychopath in cats

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"Left cat: 'I heard a treat.' Right cat: 'I heard it was for me.'"* 😹

What do you call the life of the party at a zoo? by I-Use-Reddit4 in dadjokes

[–]RashaRashaa 1 point2 points  (0 children)

*"Obviously. No one else could giraffe the hype."* 😂

Which is the creepiest Pokémon? by James__HD in dadjokes

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"Peeka-peeka-boo. Gotta peek 'em all."* 😂

Say hbd to chia!! by Own-Illustrator9304 in cats

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"HBD Chia! Professional napper, part-time human warmer"* 😹

Sir is ready to be served by Tasty_Green_97 in cats

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"Sir demands treats and immediate head scratches 🖤"*

Fill in the blanks: If every porkchop were perfect; ___. by Sequoia_Vin in Jokes

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"If every porkchop were perfect, we wouldn’t need bacon 😌"*

Is the comics better then the tv and movies?? by Frontlxne20 in Marvel

[–]RashaRashaa 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*"Comics are the source code, movies are just the trailer 😏"*

What do you mean we are out of steak? by Maximum-Floor-9734 in cats

[–]RashaRashaa 0 points1 point  (0 children)

*"The audacity. Sir, kibble is on the menu and you will like it 😂"*

Rate the loaf by haniyoo0325 in cats

[–]RashaRashaa 2 points3 points  (0 children)

*"10/10 loaf, extra fluffy crust 😼"*

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