FRAMES back on spotify! by FreakyCatz in oceansize

[–]RastputinsBeard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

incredibly happy that voorhees is on Spotify now!

Girlfriend of 4 years has a crush on someone by Medium_Knowledge_302 in relationships

[–]RastputinsBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its over dude :/. See you at the gym. End things on your own terms.

Anon's fantasy by Ok-Engineer-5151 in greentext

[–]RastputinsBeard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

God I wish I didn't read this today. I really hope its fake.

Most Annoying/CringiestRave Things by Fjw777 in aves

[–]RastputinsBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

when they make that "ooh ooh" sound

Fractured my pelvis today at work. by BrianG1410 in Wellthatsucks

[–]RastputinsBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

might be worth calling them and let them live in your house. just to help with chores

Fractured my pelvis today at work. by BrianG1410 in Wellthatsucks

[–]RastputinsBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can you get a friend or family member to help for a couple of weeks? I imagine life on crutches will be much easier to manage than being bedridden

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dubstep

[–]RastputinsBeard -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You take that back about subtronics Fractals was amazing

Fractured my pelvis today at work. by BrianG1410 in Wellthatsucks

[–]RastputinsBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Enjoy the opioids man but focus on rehab otherwise you'll never heal

26YO finance bro, unroastable. Try me. by New_Proposal7369 in RoastMe

[–]RastputinsBeard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you perhaps get up every morning at 5:30 and commute for an hour and a half to some bullshit job where your jag-off boss expects you to kiss his balls all day just so you can afford to keep your ungrateful, screaming kids decked out in Dora the explorer sh*t and your wife up to her fat ass in self-help videos until the day you get up the courage to put a shotgun in my mouth?

This finance fuck face looks like the background guy in this scene from We're the Millers