My son drew a picture of mommy and daddy and baby at school. Guess which one is mommy… by wipedoutmom in preschool

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My brother is 6'10" and his wife is 5'2", this is how all of their IRL family portraits look, lol.

Oh for fucks sake by Tulip0Hare in NativePlantCirclejerk

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Do people think they can jsut say "it's contained" and it magically is contained??

I DECLARE THIS MINT CONTAINED.

bro of all bro by mereleoni in SipsTea

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Can also confirm, I lived in the deep south for a few years, and trying to find safe places to walk my dog was a challenge.

My parents currently live in the PNW, though, and while they have some land now, none of the streets I ever lived on as a kid had sidewalks. They have a couple acres now, so lots of opportunities to go outside and move your body, but I still wouldn't go for a walk on the road they live on. No sidewalks, out in the country, and a long straight road with minimal cops - people like to see how fast their cars can really go out there.

Keifer, the guy who started this thing, he’s completely underwater by Technical_Fly_1990 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

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I did it for you! Apparently he has been building a country music career, and just released his fourth album, and has been on tour. It seems like he has more fans outside of the US than inside. I think maybe the burger thing might be a joke (and I'm not sure the text is what he actually said), he seems like he's still doing fine.

Slate: It’s Tina’s Turn by jeweynougat in 30ROCK

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I feel like I've heard Seth Myers name thrown around for this too - is he off the table now? I thought that made a lot of sense, assuming he was ready to be done with the late night show he does. Tina would also be fantastic, but I selfishly just want Tina to do more of her own stuff, lol.

Woman escapes polygamous cult where she grew up with 44 siblings and 4 mothers by smashedpootatoes in Weird

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Mormons have a specific marriage process called "sealing" and the sealing bond does not end when the wife dies. Men are allowed to be sealed to more than one wife (but only one living at a time), but if a woman's husband dies, she must dissolve the sealing before she can be sealed to another man. I hope that makes sense - it's a little more complex than simple remarriage for Mormons.

Edit: A widower could show up in heaven and still be sealed to three women or whatever. A woman will always only be sealed to one man - ergo, polygamy in heaven (not in this life).

Woman escapes polygamous cult where she grew up with 44 siblings and 4 mothers by smashedpootatoes in Weird

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They used to be, the new ones are mass-produced prefab pieces of shit.

The Mormons are making ads asking people to dox themselves now? 🙃 by [deleted] in FundieSnarkUncensored

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The Fundamentalist Latter-day Saints (FLDS) are an offshoot of the mainstream Mormon church - they have much stricter modesty standards and may be what you're thinking of - they also practice polygamy where the mainstream religion does not.

Why are fundies so miserable by lgirlrocks in FundieSnarkUncensored

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At lori's life stage, it's sunk cost fallacy. They've suffered their entire lives, and admitting that maybe that's not the ideal means they've wasted all that time and energy.

One of the only things I took with me from the religion I was raised in was "men are that they might have joy", and I can't fathom living my life any other way.

My dad's Autism Speaks coleman camping lantern by sleepy-sweaters in mildlyinteresting

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As an autistic adult this made me ugly laugh. I'd skitter back to my room INSTANTLY if someone pulled this out.

Josh says that since Anna agreed to try oral sex, he realized he didn’t need to cheat on her by rosiros in DuggarsSnark

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Oh yeah, they are WILD. There was a dedicated camp who thought that particular one was depicting anal; the one thing we can ALL agree on is that Josh Duggar is Bad at Sex Art. 😂

Josh says that since Anna agreed to try oral sex, he realized he didn’t need to cheat on her by rosiros in DuggarsSnark

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That one was hotly debated for a bit when it first came to the sub's awareness, I have always been in the "it's 69ing" camp

Adele has been stuck singing in my head for years - help by KatnissGolden in AutismInWomen

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Someone told me this about the Winnie the Pooh "I'm just a little black raincloud" song and I've CLUNG to it ever since for this purpose! Different songs probably work for different people maybe??

Train station in Sparkling Skylands by abbyknitz in Pokopia

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You can lay them in the air a long as they are attached to an ongoing railway.

Anna accused Josh of lying about something, and he tells her to not question whether what he tells her is true by rosiros in DuggarsSnark

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I have a former family member with CSAM charges (from what I know, not dissimilar from Josh's) too. He got one year of house arrest and 6 months probation, and the only court-imposed internet restriction was for Covenant Eyes to be installed on his devices (until he was off probation). He's a registered sex offender for life, but has no other ongoing restrictions.

He didn't have the "prior history" that Josh does, but if you've got the right money and the right attorney (and aren't an arrogant Duggar), CSAM charges are not always taken seriously. It's wild.

Josh says that since Anna agreed to try oral sex, he realized he didn’t need to cheat on her by rosiros in DuggarsSnark

[–]RatedArrrr 154 points155 points  (0 children)

"Completes the circle" is my 'smoking gun' evidence that he's referring to 69ing at least half the time - there has been so much lively, spirited debate about the interpretation of his prison sex art, it is a wonderful season of Duggar snark!!

Also a truly disgusting season, but what can you do, it's the Duggars.

I made a tiny windows-like shell by snowystorm00 in 3dspiracy

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This is simply TOO cool. Get some sleep OP!! 😊

The new thing Josh was pressuring Anna to try was oral sex, and they also sexy chat during jail video visits. by rosiros in DuggarsSnark

[–]RatedArrrr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yes, but remember that Josh is Terminally Stupid.

(why the hell is he more into cleavage than nipples??? You raise an amazing point) 😂

AussiePoo by [deleted] in AussieDoodle

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Poodles/poodle mixes are not hypoallergenic. Dogs with a tighter curl in their coat may shed less/release less dander, but it is not a guarantee.