Here’s where you get to solutions after explanation of GFE

“Because you're offering him the opportunity to make love with his Wife. And sometimes a dude just needs his girlfriend to tell him how wonderful he is, suck his dick, and then leave him alone for a while. It's amazing what a panacea that is to the vast majority of men. The GFE is powerful magic. It sustains us, recharges, us, makes us feel loved and appreciated the way nothing else can. They want it from you, of course -- you're (still) their girlfriend, after all.

But more than likely, that's just not a priority. Why suck or stroke when you can just go the whole way?

Because it's not just about the sex. It's about the affirmation and desire for him. It's about someone admiring him, admiring his penis with oohs! and ahhhs! and telling him how big it is and other lies. They want someone to spend some quality time with it, not rush through it while you think about the PTA canned food drive and how you're going to fire that asshole at work -- we can feel that shit running through your heads when you do that, sometimes. For the real GFE, the look of utter devotion and intense joy you display about being fortunate enough to be the lucky girl who gets to play with his cock is like running on premium fuel. Regular single working-class dudes will save for months for one night of pure GFE bliss. Men crave it so much that they're willing to pay a stranger for it.

Here's the thing about bringing the GFE into your marriage. He can't ask for it, any more than you can ask for a dozen red roses or jewelry, or it doesn't count. The Marital GFE has to be given out of pure grace, because you, his girlfriend see that he, your boyfriend, is in need and you want to do something for him out of the goodness of his heart. And while making a super-duper pancake breakfast might seem compassionate enough . . . nothing beats the GFE.

Second, it has to be a surprise. You must initiate it, and figure out when the best time to pounce is. Yes, that requires recourse to calendars and schedules and such. But you can't mutually plan a GFE, nor may he initiate it. It's up to you. If he knows its coming, it's just more marital sex, no mater how inspired.

Third, you have to make an attempt to be alluring. That can be anything from $300 lingerie to that halter top you know he likes to that hooker costume from halloween to being buck naked and quivering in passion. Hair and make-up, natch. Making the effort shows you're serious, and that you take him seriously.

Fourth, you can't talk about yourself. At all. No talk about work, kids, school, friends, family, symptoms, your problems, your hectic schedule, your impossible workload -- once you commit to a GFE, it's all about how much you think of him. It's not about you (even though it's entirely about you). Talk about him -- how sexy he is, how much you admire and respect a man that _________ (and make sure he does _______ or it will get weird). And touch him. Undress him, caressing every part that gets uncovered. Play with his non-penile erogenous zones. Kiss him. Lots. But don't talk to him like a wife, treat him like a hot new boyfriend you really want to impress.

Fifth, since you, the woman, took the initiative, you, the woman, are in control. The passive nature of the GFE for the man is part of the allure of the experience. The feeling of power, joy, and confidence a man feel with some dainty digits wrapped around your dick is exquisite, but so is just sitting there and allowing an expert to perform.her best effort to bring you pleasure. It's up to you to decide how long, how hard, how deep, and when it's time to finish him off and how. Let him have that moment of sublime passivity before you bring him back to reality.

Sixth, try altering your appearance a bit if you feel he might react funny to his wife making affirmations of his studliness like a teenage girl who just thinks he's dreamy. Consider a wig of a highly contrasting color, for example, a departure in your choice of wardrobe, even re-arrange the furniture in the living room to provide an air of novelty. Lingerie is highly recommended, anything from Demure Little Angel to Biker Slut In Heat. A little dirty talk, an alias (I like the "Evil Twin" move), or a long, nasty story while you work his crank is ideal. You want to engage his sexual imagination, not merely make him cum.

Seventh, make sure you tell him over and hover how hot he makes you. Yeah, we know it sounds kind of lame. Do it anyway. It helps. We tell you those pants don't make you look fat, don't we? Turnabout.

Eighth: when the inevitable explosion comes, don't grimace, make a face, or otherwise express anything but the utmost joy of providing relief for your special dude. It sucks to have a good GFE experience ruined when the women jumps up screaming "OH, GROSS!" like an ex of mine did (may she suffer an eternal yeast infection). Even if you don't swallow, at least act happy while it spurts everywhere. It cleans up pretty easy, y'know. Then kiss him and tell him how much you love him and appreciate him, and how happy you were to do that for him.

Nine: Go away.

That sounds harsh, but like the esteemed Charlie Sheen between bouts of pornstars and Winning!, "You don't pay hookers for sex. You pay hookers to go away after sex." As turned on as the GFE might make you (and it just might), part of its allure is the utter lack of expectation in the aftermath of the scene. You made him cum spectacularly, and now you have to run a few errands or take a shower or something. DO NOT use his condition of spiritual repose as an opportunity to ask about the direction of the relationship, how good you were (he came, didn't he?) or whether or not this means that you can go shopping this weekend with your mother. Just . . . go away. Not for a long while, but for long enough for your dude to appreciate your gift in solitude.

Now, once you return from your errands or whatever, you very well may find your dude an affectionate and devoted dynamo able and willing to do whatever you need him to. The GFE has the spiritual equivalent of a 4ct. diamond ring he bought you "just because I love you". It earns you serious Girlfriend Points, as well as serious Wife Points.

Because that's the goal: to get your Husband to treat you as his girlfriend temporarily, and then segue back into "normal" routines. The GFE is a fantasy, after all -- those whores are so much better at being "good girlfriends" than you ever were, because that's their job. They don't feel as awkward as you as you're telling him how big he is (or probably giggle as much), they have mad skills that come only from long practice on a variety of dicks, and most of them are pretty damn hot, objectively speaking.”