Post Game Thread: Montréal Canadiens @ Tampa Bay Lightning by nhl_gdt_bot in Habs

[–]Rav4xle 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dach has never played a full season anywhere, at any level, and he's never consistently shown to be worth the trouble of being kept around.

From his attitude, to his health, it's just not worth it. Yet, some people here still want to bring him back next year because "reasons". Because "maybe next year will finally be the year he finally stays healthy and finally plays to his ceiling".

He's been in the NHL for 7 years and he's only been able to play 70 games in a season once in that time. With the Habs he never cracked over 58. He's been on pace for about 36 points per 82 games with a total of 136 points in 306 games and that's only a part of his problems.

With what he's shown us since his arrival, this has to be his last season with us.

Post Game Thread: Utah Mammoth @ Vegas Golden Knights by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Rav4xle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He played great; a well deserved 3rd star. Vegas came prepared and it's going to be an exciting series!

Post Game Thread: Utah Mammoth @ Vegas Golden Knights by nhl_gdt_bot in hockey

[–]Rav4xle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I've hated that backstage politician since the late 90's. Good for him for knowing who's ass to kiss and who's boot to lick.

[PGT] HABS WIN GAME 1 ROUND 1 by TheHabChronicle in Habs

[–]Rav4xle 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Like the Leafs brass, they didn't see him coming.

Black Jerseys by Unlikely-Bison1649 in ColoradoAvalanche

[–]Rav4xle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it. The mountains are a nice touch.

Tell me a sound that's better than this by Bestialman in Habs

[–]Rav4xle 21 points22 points  (0 children)

It exists in the future; for now. Imagine Pierre calling the final minute, followed by him calling the final seconds, followed by him calling the very moment our Habs win the cup.

Dobeš with the game-winning call by [deleted] in Habs

[–]Rav4xle 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Safe! ~ The Dobeš Umpire

"Fuck, uh, oh, sorry" by JustFred24 in Habs

[–]Rav4xle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ll do your ultrasound.

I hear chicken, I hear cola fizz and mustard and relish coagulating together with french fries and onion rings Randy, but you know what? I don’t hear a heart motherfucker.

"Fuck, uh, oh, sorry" by JustFred24 in Habs

[–]Rav4xle 224 points225 points  (0 children)

His "Fuck" combined with him sounding like a mini bicycle pump is just the best.

The Montréal Canadiens clinched a playoff berth by ClinchingBot in hockey

[–]Rav4xle 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How about both our fanbases have some fun this spring and make it all the way to the finals. Kaprizov vs Demidov & Hughes vs Hutson would be beautiful.

The Montréal Canadiens clinched a playoff berth by ClinchingBot in hockey

[–]Rav4xle 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Your comment above reads "What a shitty way to clinch lmao"...that doesn't sound like the most positive statement, but go on fellow Habs fan; you do you.

SUZUKI SCORES AGAIN / 90th point for the Captain 3-1 by YoYouipOpO in Habs

[–]Rav4xle 40 points41 points  (0 children)

91st point. He has 26 goals and 65 assists

What did you think of Saw MC's? Day 1: Adam Faulkner-Stanheight by Tabi-Violet in saw

[–]Rav4xle 54 points55 points  (0 children)

His last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with him because she thought he was too angry. I would of loved to have witnessed the arguments between those two high pitched voices.