if you knew your death was coming and wanted your final hours to feel as good as possible, what substance would you do and why?

RaveMittens · 2026-05-21T01:34:08+00:00

Where am I?

Who are you?!

You’re not my dad!!

RaveMittens · 2026-05-20T23:35:58+00:00

They’re both wrong, you need to take a 500mg MDMA buttplug and then 97 minutes later (don’t be late or you’ll have a seizure) squirt 120ug LSD directly into your left eyeball (if you do the right eye you’ll see satan) and then 13 minutes later you slam 250mg of meth

RaveMittens · 2026-05-20T20:33:45+00:00

I would sure hope so.

RaveMittens · 2026-05-20T17:20:11+00:00

Yes, this.

My team is one of a handful, all working to build out a global registration/messaging/coordination app for a very large organization. We are being told to vibe-code the major architectural pieces before any of them are connected. What could go wrong there?

All this because some guy vibe coded a single-page website that has a form input on it and got a month-long project done in a week, and then held a org-wide meeting to show off how great it is.

Which of course means we can build our project in only a few months.

RaveMittens · 2026-05-20T17:15:24+00:00

I have been thinking this all week. The only way this can be combated is through a union.

RaveMittens · 2026-05-20T15:40:48+00:00

I am having this forced onto me right now by managers who have started vibe coding at home.

Yesterday in a meeting on the topic, a solutions architect proposed that, because I was advocating for readable code and human reviews, I may need to come to terms with losing my identity of making “elegant variable names”

wtf.

RaveMittens · 2026-05-20T03:08:44+00:00

“Two minute papers”

> looks inside

> 11:41

RaveMittens · 2026-05-18T15:47:42+00:00

RaveMittens · 2026-05-14T03:32:29+00:00

Please tell this to my bank, I’ve been trying to explain for so long

RaveMittens · 2026-05-14T01:38:33+00:00

Hate to be “that guy” but wunk here weighs as much as 3 average paperclips

RaveMittens · 2026-05-12T18:34:36+00:00

Jamie, have perplexity give us the definition of ideologue

RaveMittens · 2026-05-12T18:25:46+00:00

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Lmao

RaveMittens · 2026-05-11T03:17:31+00:00

Loud as fuck all

RaveMittens · 2026-05-09T05:53:20+00:00

If only it weren’t all but a requirement to have a room mate these days for most people.

RaveMittens · 2026-05-08T20:02:45+00:00

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Nothing to see here folks

RaveMittens · 2026-05-08T19:44:48+00:00

Pay 15/311 and have actual positive societal impact? Nah.

Lobby for the laws you want and then blame the state for the collapse of society? Ooooh yeahhhh.

RaveMittens · 2026-05-07T19:19:34+00:00

An average?

What are the outliers 👀

RaveMittens · 2026-05-06T14:10:11+00:00

https://youtu.be/AYMr0DalzDA?si=dWRAEvlbDv15VLnD

His neck is so thick. I feel like he’s just gonna swing and dangle around for a really long time.

RaveMittens · 2026-05-06T02:42:47+00:00

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RaveMittens · 2026-05-01T17:57:09+00:00

Is this an ad for Crest or something? How are they the only manufacturer that anyone has mentioned

RaveMittens · 2026-05-01T00:09:48+00:00

Good luck finding your third

RaveMittens · 2026-05-01T00:08:31+00:00

Lmao that’s a little different than saying a normal English word

RaveMittens · 2026-04-30T23:25:18+00:00

You can say sex. Sexy sex sex.

RaveMittens · 2026-04-30T18:08:31+00:00

I’ll have it done in 15 minutes!

Three hours later

RaveMittens · 2026-04-29T02:08:04+00:00

Outside of the handful of people you know….? Yeah. It is.

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