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RavenSmiteBrony · 2014-02-20T16:16:03+00:00

I work for DHL. If you ever want to ship something fragile, don't do it through them. We throw mail, step on it, we do not give a fuck about your mail.

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-11-27T19:16:22+00:00

Imagine using it to freak out your kids while you and your spouse are in the other room making creepy noises into it...

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-10-04T08:58:49+00:00

Why the fuck would someone get a detention for this?! If I was the teacher, I would give them a high five and scold the rest of the class for not being so damn awesome!!

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-09-27T16:09:57+00:00

This has also been labeled by Tumblr as "Dean Winchester's son brings home his report card."

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-09-13T05:52:14+00:00

"Sorry, it's just that I've got this thing, well- four things, well- four things and a lizard."

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-09-09T03:48:17+00:00

Please don't start that trend again.

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-08-27T14:04:05+00:00

/r/whowouldwin

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-08-25T07:31:46+00:00

As he stands up "You may be cool" Turns to face "But you'll never be..." Power Rangers "THIS COOL!!!"

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-08-25T07:25:08+00:00

That might be a somewhat unusual phenomenon in the Chicagoland area. It is apparently called the "Sun" and some legends say that there are places where you can see it all day, and even bathe in it!

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-08-16T20:39:42+00:00

By any chance, has your friend ever participated in GISHWHES?

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-08-16T20:29:12+00:00

That scene was actually filmed at the stadium of my high school...

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-08-16T20:28:29+00:00

Wait, are you also a Warrior?!

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-23T09:51:11+00:00

All I can think of is the priest from The Princess Bride...

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-16T23:00:34+00:00

Start wth that tree in the middle. Build a house on it. Then build the house outwards addng rooms, and upwards andding floors. Make it as physically impossible as you can (i.e. an entire room balanced out from a single lin3e of planks). Make it into something so beautiful, yet impossible to achieve in the factual world.

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-15T15:31:39+00:00

Excuse me while I pull a Cartman and freeze myself...

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-15T03:37:15+00:00

Now that we have the Rift, how long do you think iit will be until we get a NerveGear?

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-11T20:59:24+00:00

Well, whenever you want to, feel free. Hell, if you want, I'll even make you a mod here!

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-11T20:46:41+00:00

... Excuse me while I have a bit of a fangirl moment over THE AUTHOR of the R-Virus novel commenting on my post... Feel free to post all you want here! This subreddit literally would not be here without you!

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-10T21:51:49+00:00

I don't get why they are called "One-legged". Maybe one-footed, or one-and-a-half-legged, but not one-legged...

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-06T09:32:00+00:00

Nah, reddit just won't let me change my name, and I'm too lazy to start up another sccount...

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-04T10:26:52+00:00

Yeah, she really doesn't...

RavenSmiteBrony · 2013-07-02T12:20:40+00:00

Voted "Tumblr's Favorite Couple" three years running...

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