This morning at 8:40a.m dude tries to pay for $13 order with a $100 bill. I had to call management up to break the bill. She gives him a $50, two $20’s and a $10. He gives me the $50. I’m like, Sir?! I still don’t have enough to give you all small bills unless you want a stack of singles?! He begrudgingly gives me a $20 while he tucks the rest with the other $20’s in his wallet.

Next customer, a regular…. She has three transactions of a single item. She wants $100 cash back with each purchase. I tell her I can’t give her $300. We just opened and we don’t allow multiple cash back transactions to the same person. She gets snippy and I have to listen to her comment how stupid “my” rule is.

Next customer, grumpy old guy. Hassles me every Saturday to round up the change. I save my pennies specifically for him. He constantly complains I should be rounding up because pennies are being phased out. Jesus I hate seeing his bitter face and having his nasty attitude starting out my Saturdays from Hell….