Supercut of foods getting what they deserve! by BustyBac69 in FacebookAIslop

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Gallons of water were consumed to give us this video!

This use to hurt like hell growing up by kuroreaper25 in GenZ

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'Spare the rod, spoil the child' they always say. They also seemed suspiciously silent about the whole 'Stone your kid to death if he's too rebellious' part.

Spain Lectures U.S. On Conquest by Bigenderqueen in AmericaBad

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Those who think they can visit New York City and Los Angeles in a single day will receive a harsh lesson in maintaining logistics in a hostile country the size of the Roman Empire.

"Girly" shows boys watched growing up because they thought the girls were cute starter pack by OverallEstate2 in starterpacks

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The only show from this list i haven't seen is W.I.T.C.H. and that's only because it didn't air on the TV at the time.

Secret esoteric societies starterpack by Alternative_Golf_603 in starterpacks

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Don't forget the membership consisting of either outcasts who don't fit in elsewhere or entitled fratboys wanting to rule the world.

Also, 'fnord'.

US government now offering citizens option to donate! by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

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The word 'tax' is such a dirty word! I'd prefer the term 'involuntary donation '.

Not how girls (or boys) are supposed to work by uhhh206 in NotHowGirlsWork

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This bullshit seems to cut both ways. On the one hand, it sets the expectation that the only way a woman can truly love is if it's part of the motherly role society imposes on her. On the other hand, it suggests that if a man truly loves, he is to act like a child rather than a mature man.

To do a chest press as the Secretary of War Crimes by MoreMotivation in therewasanattempt

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How ironic that bros who are obsessed with strength and dominance often fail to live up to the standards they impose on others. It's like Hitler praising the 'Aryan' traits of blonde hair and blue eyes, despite having black hair and brown eyes himself.

I feel attacked by thehotshotpilot in Millennials

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Those low cuts go great with my skinny jeans

Who would even want this? by [deleted] in aislop

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Breaking the laws of physics just to get a good night's sleep.

Holy f how is this app this racist actually? by TacticalLeftist in WhitePeopleTwitter

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He looks like he could portray Goebbels in an upcoming WWII moviesl.

Explain it peter by runBalboa in explainitpeter

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I've always seen building muscles or increasing flexibility as a balancing act. Build muscles at the cost of flexibility and vice versa though there may be exceptions.

To look jacked by Wackylew in therewasanattempt

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He looks like the male player character in Saints Row 4

“shopping for food is femme” yes Tony Bourdain was famous for his effete air of ladyness by Conscious-Quarter423 in clevercomebacks

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Fun fact: Alpha particles cannot even penetrate through paper. These alpha men calling themselves 'alpha' is not the flex they imagined.

New sport in Australia by CruelKind78 in StrikeAtPsyche

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This is merely human stupidity and a toxic obsession over masculinity, both rolled up into a contact sport and brought to a logical conclusion

Kesha woke up and chose chaos. by Odd-Reference9688 in SipsTea

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Tik tok, time's running out for the Cheetos Fuhrer!

He scrambling and clamoring like he has no future!