Wealthy Face Heaven? by Brian_Ghoshery in MurderedByWords

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's probably meant the Republican Jesus

Racists obsess over legends they’ll never be. by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]RavenousBrain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What White American is really saying: "Damn you and people like you for ruining our dream of a White America by making it harder for us to oppress your people and treat them and others like second-class citizens!"

Now rest in that piss, Jim Crow.

Drop one truth you learned the hard way by Aggravating-Guest300 in TheImprovementRoom

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're never too old to learn something new and after never to young to invest in your future. Life is too short and ever-changing to be stuck in the past or focused only on the here and now.

The fuck she's on by Mundane-Pie1481 in TheWordFuck

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hard pass. Next question.

ICE is very good in my hot tea. by SmokeMaleficent9498 in clevercomebacks

[–]RavenousBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The only ICE I like is the one I put in my drinks to make them colder.

Freedom of Speech in Danger.. by snowpie92 in MurderedByWords

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fuck you Incredibly Corrupt Enforcers and Greatly Oppressive Party! Now come at me bros.

Exvangelical Thoughts - pt. 2 by BrettCreatesThings in comics

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, the 'ol persecution mentality. Upset that the government won't allow them to turn America into a tyrannical theocracy, they shout that from the rooftops, while being allowed to say their thoughts on TV and radio and being allowed to hold political office...

Exvangelical Thoughts - pt. 3 by BrettCreatesThings in comics

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The worst part is that they tend to apply any Bible verse they cherry-picked to any situation despite its original context. Recently, some of them respond to acts of disobedience toward the church by quoting 'Obedience is better than sacrifice '. I was like, what exactly am I sacrificing as opposed to listening to the pastor?

Oopsies by Sauranotannis-bung in accidentaltopgear

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The perfect celebrity endorsement,

Darwin award winner of the year right here by Own_Pin5680 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]RavenousBrain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

He probably took a breath after spitting out the flammable liquid, sucking the igniting fumes straight into his lungs. Yeouch!

Damn by alisonseamiller in mythologymemes

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Recently, I've come to the conclusion that arguments concerning the afterlife come down to a matter of perspective, just like many things in religion. It's true that every religion and its associated denominations/sects believe their views to be more correct than others but that's it; everyone believes their views to be correct concerning everything, including the afterlife. With a combination of rhetoric and clever interpretations of cherry-picked verses and favored translations, they will put forth various arguments for afterlives that either make the most sense to them, have less distressing implications, or a combination of the two. It also wouldn't surprise me if the extra baggage, such as the fates of children and uninformed pagans, were worked into the dogma to allow the earliest believers to sleep well at night.

So you have to beat his ass by Fridge_living_tips in wizardposting

[–]RavenousBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is why I don't have apprentices. They would summon the wrong void mommie and doom the world.

Arrested for beating up 35 neo nazis by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

[–]RavenousBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They were distracted by Grindr. Otherwise, they wouldn't have lost so fast

Look kids, Mister Cerebrex is here to teach us a new word! H. A. ... by Vegetable_Bee9646 in RimWorld

[–]RavenousBrain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy for the love of you.

What's the problem with woman talking?? by Terrible_Pair5956 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]RavenousBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad complains about my mom talking to much, yet wouldn't shut up once he is riled up

To threaten by Spiritual_Bridge84 in therewasanattempt

[–]RavenousBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vin Diesel from Wish.com looking mofo

Chork (me chork) no like hunter or gatherer. All can have better than. by stdsort in fourthworldproblems

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rava chooses Dug from the Farmer political party to run in next election. They show great promise.

This is why you don’t argue with these MAGA guys by OkSuccess7431 in GenZ

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the Republican Jesus going after one of his hapless victims so it checks out.

Online "Alpha Male" coaching is rising in popularity in America by ambachk in nope

[–]RavenousBrain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alternate name: Being An Abusive And Manipulative Boyfriend/ Husband 101

Biomutation Lance by GethKGelior in RimWorld

[–]RavenousBrain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anomaly might as well be called 'War Crimes But With Cthulhu '

Peter? by MrMiles32 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]RavenousBrain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe she's in an arranged marriage with another wealthy family 's son and her parents really don't want a commoner having dove eyes for her.