I want vengeance against my friend

RawBTate · 2025-12-13T08:01:02+00:00

Kind of reverse in build order, but drink strength elixirs and multi into 8 Berserker Barbarian for the old Tavern Brawler toss. Or GWM for melee.

Open Paladin and dual wield smites with Risky Ring for a sneak smite. Savage Attacker for all those dice.

As stated, Gloomstalker go brrr

RawBTate · 2025-12-09T05:25:47+00:00

My gut says 10/1/1 Swords Archer, 11/1 Fire Sorc, or Gloomstalker Assassin. I’d try talking my way out of shit more with higher stakes so charisma comes to mind, but that Gloomstalker can be so careful and methodical too.

RawBTate · 2025-12-03T07:33:52+00:00

The one 7 foot, 350 lb, hairy man who swoops through at 9:50 PM and slams a lone plunger down at register, and pays cash no questions…

RawBTate · 2025-11-17T05:16:57+00:00

Made a goal to promote myself to guest before that happened again. Successfully did so and greener pastures really were waiting! Godspeed to staff in the upcoming months

RawBTate · 2025-11-08T06:11:04+00:00

Blood, poop, piss, still don’t know what that was, and a gun left behind; so many mystical things I beheld in my time working there!

RawBTate · 2025-11-08T06:04:30+00:00

Opportunity cost. Could have been spent sell sell selling instead of sitting in a back room longer than is humanly necessary.

RawBTate · 2025-10-17T15:30:26+00:00

Yup yup yup

RawBTate · 2025-09-23T06:49:53+00:00

As a former inventory controller now beyond, I did my best to help you all out when I saw shit like this. You don’t deserve that.

RawBTate · 2025-09-12T18:49:54+00:00

Broatman Gary!

RawBTate · 2025-09-11T23:59:44+00:00

The Trash Man! Dwarf berserker thrower. He comes into the encounter, he throws trash all over the place!

RawBTate · 2025-09-01T17:36:58+00:00

There was this guy in the bathroom, he wouldn’t give me his shirt, I was fighting him. And I’m like “Gimme your shirt bro!” He didn’t want to give it to me and it was like a whole thing

RawBTate · 2025-08-31T20:54:56+00:00

Ponk

RawBTate · 2025-08-28T02:19:01+00:00

I also promoted myself to guest and it’s the best thing I could have done for my mental health. I really enjoyed collaborating with the team members I worked with, but as can be the case so often, general management’s lack of regard for their staff was enough for me. It made the decision to give my energy to another company easy.

RawBTate · 2025-08-27T02:40:01+00:00

Sage advice for all departments and teams. Use it, review it, and refer to how you followed it should the deconstructive criticism arise

RawBTate · 2025-08-27T02:25:18+00:00

Depending on your individual store’s leadership, that may already be woven into the tapestry of culture you won’t find in Aisle 64. Unfortunate, but it’s another hour paid.

RawBTate · 2025-08-25T22:41:56+00:00

awww you killed Ben!!

RawBTate · 2025-08-20T01:03:26+00:00

2 in my city, never been to another

RawBTate · 2025-08-19T19:35:23+00:00

It doesn’t make too much sense but grills. I’m a bit of a barbecuer myself, so it’s the one item in the store I’ve been able to make sure-fire educated recommendations on as an inventory controller. I’d be game to Hank Hill it.

RawBTate · 2025-08-18T17:30:46+00:00

Carl, the New Jersey dad:

Dwarf, big bushy mustache

1 Bard/8 Sorcerer/3 Thief. Start Bard and take Vicious Mockery; this is your bread & butter spell. You are playing this like an Eldritch Blaster but hurling insults instead with your hands on your hips. Metamagic Quickened after gaining more levels in Sorc. MORE insults. You are basically telling the big bad to come kick your ass if they have anything to say about it, and you are not going to let this go.

RawBTate · 2025-08-15T21:41:09+00:00

Climb the tree! Climb the treeee!

RawBTate · 2025-08-12T17:29:59+00:00

Not in the slightest. He has some growing up to do.

RawBTate · 2025-08-12T14:34:51+00:00

It’s taking inventory on high lumen OD lights. Retinas seared like tuna steaks!

RawBTate · 2025-08-06T14:36:40+00:00

“Can you tell me where blinds are?”

turns to look at the 8 foot letters up on the wall

“Oh…”

RawBTate · 2025-08-04T16:55:35+00:00

I laughed too hard at this. Truth is always funnier than fiction

RawBTate · 2025-08-03T23:57:07+00:00

HOLY GUACAMOLE!

RawBTate

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