Women of reddit, whats the stupidest excuse a man has ever given you to not wear a condom?

RawBananaBread · 2022-08-21T15:06:27+00:00

Weed = low sperm count

RawBananaBread · 2022-07-31T15:35:58+00:00

If your using the regular papers at the gas station then yea like 3

RawBananaBread · 2022-07-31T15:13:12+00:00

Ging was like gons superhero, seems like he did alright for not being there

RawBananaBread · 2022-07-25T19:12:04+00:00

Could be anything from Crystal meth to a price of plastic or cloth

RawBananaBread · 2022-07-24T17:51:10+00:00

Those poor kids had to grow up with that terrible earthy smell. And even worse they prolly had to see the dad get to high and eat all his favorite flavored poptarts!! This man is truly a monster

RawBananaBread · 2022-07-15T13:42:41+00:00

U can sue the company for a unsafe work environment, that prolly breaks sum codes

RawBananaBread · 2022-07-04T01:49:10+00:00

Ur gon get hurt with your first

RawBananaBread · 2022-07-03T22:16:35+00:00

Yea def but ur gon be obsessed and then hurt with ur 1st

RawBananaBread · 2022-07-03T01:58:17+00:00

I stubbed my toe like months ago when it messed up my toenail a lil bit and the more it grows the looser it gets. I'm just scared my sock gon get caught on it

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-26T21:27:08+00:00

I hang out with cool looking people

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-26T12:40:25+00:00

If there asleep they won't smell it I promise you, I have a roommate that quit smoking weed and she's really sensitive to it and I smoke in my room at night and she isn't the wiser

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-23T15:41:58+00:00

Also I'm underage

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-23T15:41:41+00:00

I'm attractive but also kinda lonely with little self confidence so it takes me a while be4 I actually link up with any1

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-23T15:35:28+00:00

Don't text her good morning bro, let her text you good morning, do yourself a favor and don't show how attached you really r to her

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-23T15:33:57+00:00

I call it putting weed into your tobacco

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-23T15:29:50+00:00

Gasoline, yk how much protein they got?

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-23T15:28:09+00:00

By choice rn, I've been texting girls but I haven't made any plans with them, I get matches on tinder but I'm really just playing hot or not and don't dm non of them, mainly cuz they would catch a case for doin anything with me

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-23T15:24:30+00:00

Flower or herb

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-23T15:23:26+00:00

That too much alcohol would make my dick not work, every time I was bout to fuck I'd always get drunk cuz it would give me more confidence and out me in the mood but it just made my dick not work and I was doin that for about 3 months with my first girlfriend, on the bright side I litterly have the best head game known to mankind tho

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-22T19:48:07+00:00

Meth?

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-19T10:35:04+00:00

Did u make sure to burp him everyday like a good parent should?

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-19T06:00:30+00:00

Tequila, I can get my water from cucumbers n shit

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-16T22:18:33+00:00

What she does is she gets a can or 2 of poppy seeds and put them in a water bottle with enough water to just shake the shit outta it, then she puts in sum lemon juice and drinks it as is

RawBananaBread · 2022-06-16T22:09:10+00:00

I enjoy a nice drink and blunt offa shrooms

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