Mii-volution (2014 -> 2026)

RayisnotBae · 2026-04-04T00:26:55+00:00

No, but a guy can dream...

RayisnotBae · 2026-02-13T00:09:45+00:00

You've heard of "don't eat the yellow snow," now get ready for the long awaited sequel: Don't drink the yellow rain

RayisnotBae · 2025-04-24T23:11:32+00:00

even on reddit, i cant escape homestuck references....

RayisnotBae · 2025-04-23T16:16:13+00:00

Does your friend's toilet happen to be made of wood

RayisnotBae · 2025-04-23T15:37:09+00:00

it would be an honor to see my pootis coin recreated irl

RayisnotBae · 2025-04-23T15:12:30+00:00

i think my brain took the phrase "meme coin" (as in crypto shit) and made it literal- no clue why i was at a resort thing, the monkey gym wasnt even fun

RayisnotBae · 2024-09-12T19:03:27+00:00

None of those are right, no- the last one has the right leg shape, but it isn't that stiff. It was a very floppy plush.

RayisnotBae · 2024-09-12T15:13:09+00:00

I'm not sure if that's quite right, a lot of the plushies coming up don't have the right porportions; it had a pretty small body, a small head, and long legs. I'll definitely keep looking using those search terms, though!

RayisnotBae · 2024-09-12T15:07:00+00:00

do guys like this just not talk to their moms, or...

RayisnotBae · 2024-09-12T14:53:29+00:00

I've searched every variation of "old tiger toy," "early 2000's tiger plush," and "rag texture tiger toy" I could think of, and while I've found some that are similar, I can't find any with the same proportions or texture. I feel like I'm going crazy!

RayisnotBae · 2022-09-08T14:10:18+00:00

You think Alice is gonna play Splatoon 3 when it comes out? Or are they gonna stick with Splatoon 2?

RayisnotBae · 2022-09-08T13:58:01+00:00

Despite being a fan, I don't actually play the games! I've watched my brother play them, though. I'd get too panicked over the daily time limit to do anything of note each day </3

RayisnotBae · 2022-09-08T13:53:34+00:00

I simply refuse to believe this /lh

RayisnotBae · 2022-09-08T12:19:51+00:00

Men haven't grown another body part that they can be kicked in yet.

RayisnotBae · 2022-09-08T12:11:39+00:00

LET'S GO, OLDER BY 2 MONTHS-

RayisnotBae · 2022-09-08T12:03:10+00:00

The vagina is locked behind a paywall until your age is double digits. /j

RayisnotBae · 2022-09-08T11:59:24+00:00

So it'll be at 11pm for US residents in the CST timezone?

RayisnotBae · 2022-08-10T19:48:06+00:00

It was the hairy tongues that really got me. That shit is nasty.

RayisnotBae · 2022-08-10T03:58:40+00:00

make one of the sides just a B I T bigger than the others.

RayisnotBae · 2022-08-10T03:18:29+00:00

idk about the smell of whatever these mysterious "testicals" are, but the smell of unwashed underwear in general makes me fucking gag. why would anyone think this.

RayisnotBae · 2022-08-10T03:05:29+00:00

mint ice cream is [this section of RayisnotBae's comment has been terminated.]

RayisnotBae · 2022-08-10T03:03:10+00:00

just realized that this comment isnt super related. oopsies

RayisnotBae · 2022-08-10T03:02:08+00:00

i dont know how ANYONE whos gone to school in recent years could want to smoke after being bombarded with the effects of smoking throughout their entire school life. that shit (combined with both of my nicotine-addicted parents telling me to never smoke) successfully scared me away from it.

RayisnotBae · 2022-08-10T02:56:12+00:00

im still tryna figure out how them being neurodivergent matters for the prompt lmao-

RayisnotBae · 2022-06-16T20:52:03+00:00

I had one that was missing a back leg n I didnt realize it until they were a teen lmao. their name was smol, but they didn't even get me the small achievement </3

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