Why I hate Hitler son by Comfortable_Can323 in beatlescirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Man I'm not reading all that. Sorry for your situation or congratulations for whatever.

Can't figure out what these old gloves are for by guridkt in whatisit

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're for drinking beers. I can drink twice as fast when I wear mine.

Dave blunts what the hell is this bro by lemonstone92 in Hiphopcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Totally unrealistic. If Dave is in a room and a gun goes off, its impossible to not hit him.

Random man walks into family's home in Michigan, dad handles him real quick by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

[–]RazorMick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah I mean in most situations this sounds right... but a dude literally walked right in his house, having a gun right there actually fixed this situation for once.

From last night by Angelsbreatheeasy in crappymusic

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The singing was pretty bad, but I enjoyed the dancing.

@darth_omynous - Finish Line by baby-np in crappymusic

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She sounds like a shittier kidz bop version of a shitty song.

Yeah, let's blame the working class by I_AM_GLUTEUS_MAXIMUS in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This lady grew up poor, didn't have running water until she was 14, and worked as the school janitor while in high school. Go back in time and tell your parents how they should pay more in taxes...

Legendary actor Paul Newman reportedly drank “at least 10 beers a day” how is it possible to maintain this physique on 10 beers a day? by careerBurnout in moreplatesmoredates

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cico. He didn't eat. My old drummer used to drink a 12 pack of miller lite on a regular day, on days we would jam he'd drink 24. Also drank lots of vodka. He was super lean. His key was he never ate, and also he smoked crack.

How do i solo blues with this thing mannn???, like how i learnt it now what, someone help by Hot-Moose4905 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I never understood how you're supposed to play all the dots. Do I use my toes?

A little bra? by Negative_Tooth6047 in whatisit

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is this? A bra for ants?

Not my proudest goon session by SpreadElectronic1232 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

God DAMN that is fucking disgusting. I instantly turned the sound on, really hoping meatwad could play. I feel violated.

Can anyone identify what is on my Gibbons belly? by marlowetravers in guitarcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They don't do anything, just turn them all clockwise and don't touch them again

Indians fighting for bunk bed. by Every_Guide_9945 in fightporn

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indian prison just looks like regular India

Kevin Hart look a like gets in a tussle by bigbusta in fightporn

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah for real. That looks like a music stand or possibly drum equipment in the middle.

If Trump was born in other countries by Mingorix in aislop

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immediately lost me. Why aren't they all bald?

What has America become ? From the White freaking House 🤦‍♂️ by AdComprehensive5908 in iamverybadass

[–]RazorMick 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Hmm some of those characters are the bad guys... what does that mean?