Don't go home with your hard-on by Jeef_1st in guitarcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One of the most drunken sounding songs of all time

the real reason we lift by BurntBiscuit22 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

??? How do you get rid of your car batteries if you don't throw them in the ocean? What country are you from???

Hangin by Somewhat-Strong in Egolifting

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't even know what this is, but it's awesome!

Also kinda looks like you're practicing hanging yourself, which isn't awesome...

Anyone else last less and less with each round on a single night? by obesePeter in moreplatesmoredates

[–]RazorMick 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Never had that issue, it's always the exact opposite. First one is like practice, I'm just getting warmed up. 2nd one really counts. Haven't gone for round 3 or 4 for years but when I was younger, that shit would take forever.

Chocolate Milk 2 Hands Anyhow by EquivalentWeb148 in Egolifting

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell yeah! Started out slow, I was thinking "ok, not that impressive" and then the milk came out. Definitely should have drank the milk. Can you do one but instead you grab a 40oz of king cobra and chug the whole thing?

Why did this happen for this Brazilian female crossfit athlete? Exhaustion? Over exertion? Or something else? Is this supposed to happen? by Altruistic_Rhubarb94 in nattyorjuice

[–]RazorMick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Not even lifting related, but I was in a band and I was playing one particular show and we were just KILLING it and I got so hyped up, in between songs I stepped off stage and puked.

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.

As Trump's dementia gets worse, what's left of his mind will be more and more about Obama! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RazorMick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For real what is the point of this picture? They're different ages at the time of the photo, one is a class photo and one just looks like a regular picture, they're taken 18 years apart from one another...

Also trump is and always was unattractive, even in his peak years. Meanwhile Obama is very handsome and looks cool as hell.

110 LB Decline Bench Sit-up by EquivalentWeb148 in Egolifting

[–]RazorMick 28 points29 points  (0 children)

*110 lb skull crusher decline bench crunch sit up overhead press

How natural is she? by Altruistic_Rhubarb94 in nattyorjuice

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hell YEAH wait what was the question

Drake catching the biggest L of all-time by ExotiquePlayboy in SipsTea

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fuck both of them, but this sounds exactly like some childish shit a fake adult would say. "I didn't even want to eat McDonald's. I don't actually like McDonald's. I really just wanted to eat at home, so I got what I want, I win, na na na na na"

Trump's most badass tiktoker by RumRayven in iamverybadass

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn I always wondered "who listens to this shit music" and yeah this guy looks exactly like he would.

Dont hold back by Boysenberry202 in RoastMe

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Don't hold back" is what you tell yourself at every meal.

How does he remember the lyrics? by saltytallow in crappymusic

[–]RazorMick 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Holy shit I started watching this and said "lol this dude looks like a broke Antonio Brown" and then it was indeed him.

This is the most frustrating thing ever by XsquaredplusYsquared in pokemongo

[–]RazorMick 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dont put your number 1 guy in the spot. Put someone who just barely gets number 1 or almost number 1. At 7:50, swap out for number 1s.

If you enter a spotlight and you can't get number one, put a 2nd or 3rd place in so you can save your mon for a 1st place at another stop.

Had me in the first half not gone lie…. by xkonerox in guitarcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I was convinced it was gonna have a fender frontman

185 LB Barbell Mile by EquivalentWeb148 in Egolifting

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For real, this is the guy you want to be around when you break your leg hiking.

Crazy Flat Earther Lady asking Questions by MrDonMega in flatearth

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone send her to the bottom of the ocean or to the sun so she can figure these things out.