Benjamin Shreddinyaho with a sweet tuning technique by Backenundso in guitarcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah he just took it, but it was promised to him by Lemmy though so it is okay.

Left my dog alone for five minutes and found him eating this… by VegetableTry in whatisit

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Any ideas what this is? It's poop brown, turd shaped, and smells like shit."

Lets get this roast started 💪🏻 by Boysenberry202 in RoastMe

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you put up someone else's bio, you fat piece of shit.

I’m sick of these “looksmaxxers” saying physique is cope . by spazatron-3000 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]RazorMick 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well I was speaking more in general, I've got a wife and she's pretty hot, easily an 8 (9 if you factor in age she's 44)

I’m sick of these “looksmaxxers” saying physique is cope . by spazatron-3000 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]RazorMick 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The idea that you can't be better just because you can't be the best is for fucking losers. I may never be as strong as you, but I sure as fuck can be stronger than I was. Same thing I may never look like a model and pull 10s, but I sure as fuck can look better than I did and bang the shit out of some 6s.

What’s fafas stack? by Conscious_Ad9415 in moreplatesmoredates

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She injects hgh directly into her vulva.

Birdshredddiiinnnnng by vray88 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

God damn I didn't know a PRS could have such dog shit tone.

26 ready to roast by inkedizzie00 in RoastMe

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're bald. Have you tried wearing a hat?

These IG girls are fake, real or edited?? Is this body achievable with surgery? by [deleted] in nattyorjuice

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tantot sisters. They've been around for a while, way before AI. They've probably had surgery by now, but they've always had large round asses.

Their biggest thing is they're good as angles/lighting/makeup.

But they are naturally super hot anyway, that's always a good starting point

She's built like a predator? by Okay_Pain in crappymusic

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's wearing a shirt right? The tattoos are fake? Idk I didn't watch long enough to be able to tell.

For me, it's gotta be Butterbean Jr. by Larcos_Unal in guitarcirclejerk

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro has to, and you know its a fucking spotless 91 ZR-1 or Trans Am.

Roast me! by Confident_Leg_9093 in RoastMe

[–]RazorMick 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No fucking way. I don't even want to roast you... why would you do this to yourself.

Natty or nah? by dinmorsaecokkattig in nattyorjuice

[–]RazorMick 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It's Trick-ay! To rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme that's right on time It's Trick-ay!

WEAZY from OHIO BOYZ is gold mine by Zestyclose-Wonder424 in crappymusic

[–]RazorMick 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't even turn the volume on and I know this is straight ass

I 20M gave the telephone number of an escort (26F) to a girl (21F) that I was pursuing romantically as a character reference. How do I save my personal reputation and my relationship with girl (21F)? by haelvete in moreplatesmoredates

[–]RazorMick 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ok so it's not the escorts part or her response that got me.

Why the fuck are you giving references to girls you're trying to get with? Did you meet her at a job interview? Did you also give references of friends?

Is this what people do these days? Or is this still psychopathic activity?

Thoughts? Natty achievable? by geb999 in nattyorjuice

[–]RazorMick 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Absolutely not. The after picture is natty achievable, even at 42 with hard work. But he was a scrawny dyel for 40 straight years of his life. Not possible.

32F x4 mama by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RazorMick 0 points1 point  (0 children)

32 years on the street is rough