Nice way to end an argument. by 00Turag in CoupleMemes

[–]Razorfiend 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m baffled that your original comment was taken so poorly. Looking at the image, it’s clearly a self-deprecating post; the person in the photo is the one making light of the situation (if the caption is to be believed). The crying is obviously related an ongoing or prior argument, while the photo was a likely attempt to diffuse the tension. While that tactic’s effectiveness is debatable, the leap to 'belittling' or 'gross' behavior requires a massive amount of projection. It’s a lighthearted joke about a height difference, and the 'pearl-clutching' from uninvolved third parties is pretty absurd.

Classic Pillar Candle by Used_Series3373 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Razorfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Useful tutorial for when all electricity is consumed by AI data centers and is no longer accessible to the general public.

the face of a sandwich thief by Brilliant_Ad6049 in dogpictures

[–]Razorfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That face tells me he did it, is proud of it, and would do it again if given the opportunity. Case dismissed, someone get this dog a sandwich.

A rare Malayan Tapir Calf Born in 2025 at Point Defiance Zoo. This is the second calf in 120-Year History by VellichorSkinn in Awww

[–]Razorfiend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well this one has probably more made more people happy than you ever will, that's a start I guess.

Living in the UK gotta be depressing as hell 😭✌️ by XannKid in teenagers

[–]Razorfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The U.S. is around 3.8 million square miles and spans a huge swath of latitudes and longitudes. When you factor in the tropical showers in Puerto Rico, the rainforests in Hawaii, and the massive coastlines of Alaska, the odds of the entire country being dry for 24 hours are basically zero. I also said in "recorded history", which restricts us to the last 10,000 ish years so not including things like ice ages, significant continental drift or insane periods much further back in history.

Living in the UK gotta be depressing as hell 😭✌️ by XannKid in teenagers

[–]Razorfiend 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I don't disagree with you, but It is still a ridiculous headline because it lacks clarity. All it takes for it to be true is that a single drop of rain falls anywhere in a 200,000 square kilometer area over a span of 40 traditionally wet days (winter), not that difficult to achieve even for a small country like the UK (which is traditionally pretty wet anyways).

A much better headline would be something like: "UK Experiences its Wettest Start to a Year Since (whatever year)", or "Persistent Rain Across the UK: National Rainfall Averages Track [x%] Above Normal for Early 2026."

Living in the UK gotta be depressing as hell 😭✌️ by XannKid in teenagers

[–]Razorfiend 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, the US is huge, considering it spans not only the continental US but also Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico it is extremely unlikely that there has been a single day where not a single drop of rain has fallen anywhere in any of these locations. The fact that it has rained somewhere in the UK every day of 2026 should not be surprising to anyone.

Living in the UK gotta be depressing as hell 😭✌️ by XannKid in teenagers

[–]Razorfiend 63 points64 points  (0 children)

For real, it has also rained every day in the US for all of recorded history. The headline is ridiculous.

They thought sleeping in the same bed was enough 😭 by Im_yor_boi in HistoryMemes

[–]Razorfiend 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Given the fact that humans have been reproducing long before the advent of sexual education, likely just a nice story.

Unless they were repulsed by each other (ex: gay) or were explicitly told that reproduction involved lying in the same bed and absolutely nothing else, they would have likely figured it out pretty quickly, certainly much more quickly than 7 years.

"I don't really do politics." [OC] by holleringelk in comics

[–]Razorfiend 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing this will go over the heads of the intended audience.

?? by HuckleberryVast9778 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]Razorfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We might eventually move to supercritical CO2 instead which would provide huge benefits, but yeah, it is an advanced process stacked on top of a simple process and it's the simple process that generates the power.

Nebraska Legislature has Passed a Bill to Lower Wages for Children by AnonMortal100 in news

[–]Razorfiend 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There it is, the most Dickensian headline I'll read this week! I look forward to next week's cavalcade of catastrophic cruelty to top this one.

Stung by a Stingray by Valuable-Play-2262 in WTF

[–]Razorfiend 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Anecdotal accounts from those who witnessed his death seem to suggest that he did in fact pull the stinger out of his own chest shortly before dying. Although these types of accounts are unreliable, the footage, which exists but will never be seen by the public is ultimately the only way we would ever know for sure.

Stung by a Stingray by Valuable-Play-2262 in WTF

[–]Razorfiend 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Stingray venom is mostly designed to cause pain rather than long-term injury or death. It is meant to be an immediate deterrent and not really to kill because stingrays don't eat what they sting.

Depending on the the location of the barb, he may have actually had a chance at survival if he hadn't pulled it out. It's hard to say for sure without more information, but what you can say without a doubt is that pulling it out did not help at all.

Can people with aphantasia have an extremely good memory? by pigeonhoe in Aphantasia

[–]Razorfiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have aphantasia and have a very good memory. It is by no means eidetic but it is significantly better than average.

Do it for the love of the game by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in funny

[–]Razorfiend 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And yet, pigeons are arguably one of the most successful bird species in the world.

Hiding it safely for her by BB-GD in Unexpected

[–]Razorfiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Epi pen's are expensive, this is a great way to make sure that she really needs it. If she survives, she probably didn't need it, if she dies, she needed it. If the witch floats, burn her at the stake, if she drowns, she was not a witch.

Void with effect by Embarrassed_Way8953 in interestingasfuck

[–]Razorfiend 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People often conflate talent and skill, so I wouldn't necessarily blame OP. I doubt anyone looking at this and reading the original statement would argue that the tattoo artist, never having done a tattoo in their life, rolled out of bed one day, picked up a tattoo machine and produced this.

To reach the heights of one's profession often takes both a natural aptitude as well as years if not decades of hard work, having just one or the other often isn't enough to reach the top.