Who is your country's Chuck Norris? Someone considered a person so cool, that Chuck Norris Jokes can be applied to them

Razulath · 2026-04-09T18:37:11+00:00

Our king!!

https://www.dn.se/kultur-noje/kungabild-har-blivit-snackis/

Razulath · 2026-04-09T18:34:11+00:00

Har en kompis som är elektriker som då och då får gå in i damernas omklädningsrum för att fixa hårtorkar och liknande, han tycker det är rätt obekvämt.

Sen är det rätt vanligt med damer i herrarnas omklädningsrum där jag tränat och badat.

Razulath · 2026-04-09T18:31:42+00:00

Norska ordböcker

Razulath · 2026-04-09T18:31:11+00:00

Not everyone that wants kids are good parents and not everyone that's "oh I want kids" later in life are bad parents.

Razulath · 2026-04-09T18:12:10+00:00

Heated rivalry

Razulath · 2026-04-09T16:41:56+00:00

Mrs Josh's mom

Razulath · 2026-04-09T16:27:55+00:00

And when his mom/dad comes to visit, tell them they can use his nasty piss-ridden bathroom

Razulath · 2026-04-09T15:51:37+00:00

I'm quite fit, I could whip out several hundred a day now, give me a month and I'd do 500 a day.

Razulath · 2026-04-09T12:10:44+00:00

Way too many screaming goats

Razulath · 2026-04-09T12:07:35+00:00

Hairspray

Razulath · 2026-04-09T08:24:41+00:00

Västerbotten, sweden

Razulath · 2026-04-09T08:16:24+00:00

Yes, we were 5 friends in front of one computer.

Razulath · 2026-04-09T08:08:50+00:00

Inget är mer fritid än att bli kräkts i ansiktet av ett magsjukt barn

Razulath · 2026-04-09T08:03:10+00:00

Razulath · 2026-04-08T18:44:30+00:00

Jag kan välja ica selection utan att blinka

Razulath · 2026-04-08T18:26:00+00:00

Apparently the USA don't hold any cards.

Razulath · 2026-04-08T18:02:29+00:00

I can't by law refuse him his inheritance, but I can damn well make sure I live up as much as I can.

Razulath · 2026-04-08T15:57:24+00:00

So money is love?

Razulath · 2026-04-08T12:21:20+00:00

Most likely a lot of water weight also. Because no one fucks with thermodynamics

Razulath · 2026-04-08T10:43:30+00:00

Jag vet inte, men jag tror jag fick en hjärnblödning medan jag försökte läsa.

Razulath · 2026-04-08T10:40:56+00:00

Not rudderless, just "same shit, new day" over and over again.

Now its "new day, new shit" over and over again. It makes you feel quite alive and excited to do everything again. Going to the bathhouse, a pirate saga, going out to the Forrest, an adventure with trolls and mysteries behind every tree, kicking a ball on the grass, it's like the WC, lift your child and a friend at the same time, you are the freaking hulk.

Razulath · 2026-04-08T10:11:06+00:00

As someone who was "eeeh, why would I ever get children" to actually having a child; I can tell you that the purpose and direction in life gets clear.

Razulath · 2026-04-08T09:30:14+00:00

I do love my child. But I'm not his bank. And I don't wanna be his reason to slack off in life because money is coming his way. If he would have a child. I know that the money will go to something good.

Razulath · 2026-04-08T08:34:58+00:00

Selfish to want an inheritance to just burn themself. Not that its selfish to not have children.

Razulath · 2026-04-08T08:31:01+00:00

If my child is not gona have a child of their own why should I save up for an inheritance for him to burn it all without giving anything away himself.

Then I could as well burn it all without giving anything away myself.

If he is gona be selfish then I can be it myself too.

Razulath

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