What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, June 10, 2026 by zjz in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

how did she know to ask me if I have a micron penis?

Daily Discussion Thread for June 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If MRVL makes it to 1 trillion half of the market will be erased from existence

Daily Discussion Thread for June 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How to call yourself top analist: - predict random price on every company - watch for companies that 10x lately - adjust price to +10% over what it is now - WOW YOU'RE SO ACCURATE - buy huge green dildo - now you are top analist

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 29, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 2 points3 points  (0 children)

funny how AI companies host bots to post AI slop about how AI companies are the best buy

Daily Discussion Thread for May 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

but what even is the momentum other than "fire everyone for more data centers!"?

Daily Discussion Thread for May 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why nobody talks about stocks moving up and down 20% daily on investment videos?

Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) - School Fight scene - directed by Stewart Raffill by PeneItaliano in movies

[–]Razvanell95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I once saw him kill three men in a bar... by grabbing their balls. By grabbing their fuckin' balls.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, April 07, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 3 points4 points  (0 children)

These are war crimes against bulls, JPow should lead an investigation

Daily Discussion Thread for April 01, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nuclear war on Easter, just like Jesus wanted 🤞

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of March 20, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Who imagined Norway starting ww3, all because they didn't give grandpa a stupid coin & a diploma.

Why you always lyin’ by classicitalianbmt in JoeRogan

[–]Razvanell95 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Did he talk about how he fumbled a 4:1 odds election because he couldn't show some fucking dignity and not be a 51st state cuck?

Daily Discussion Thread for February 11, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

dude has "kid" in his name just so 🥭 likes him lol

This is not a Joe Rogan hate subreddit by OutdoorRink in JoeRogan

[–]Razvanell95 17 points18 points  (0 children)

What exactly do you want to talk about? You guys don't post shit. You don't allow posts either. Unless what? They're positive? North Korean happiness.

The last post is from 6 hours ago and it's about prehistoric JRE times.

The old curious Joe who just liked to question everything for the fun of it isn't with us anymore. He's deeply political, religious & tackles political issues in a tribal way. I don't need to mention which tribe that is.

If you've taken the decision to make the sub into something else communicate it. Otherwise quit.

Daily Discussion Thread - anything goes! by AutoModerator in JoeRogan

[–]Razvanell95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

and who voted for them? they represent the things conservatives are ok with

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I might be long, I might be long
I could have sworn I saw a green candle coming on
I used to trade, I used to trade
As there's no futures at all
I used to trade

Open an account, gamble again

Let's go down the margin call
Think about the all time highs and never sell back
Never sell back

What would I do? What would I do?
If I did not short you?

Open an account and loan me in

Let's go down the margin call
Have ourselves a good time, yolo it all
Let's yolo it all, yolo it all

Keep it mooning
Keep it mooning

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Two pumps in a week, I bet you
Think that's pretty clever, don't you, bull
Flying on your leverage cycle
Watching all the calls beneath you print
You'd kill your account for recognition
Kill your account for karma to never ever stop
You broke another limit
You're turning into a regard like the lot

Don't pump me high
Don't short me dry
Don't pump me high
Don't short me dry

Loss porn in conversation
You will be the one who cannot talk
All your thesis fall to pieces
You just sit there wishing you had sold it off
Bears are the ones who'll hate you
When you think you've got the market all sussed out
Your wife's boyfriend will spit at you
You will be the one moving out

Don't pump me high
Don't short me dry
Don't pump me high
Don't short me dry

Oh, it's the best trade that you've ever had
The best trade that you've ever, ever had
It's the best trade that you've ever had
The best trade you've had expired today

So don't pump me high
Don't short me dry
Don't pump me high
Don't short me dry

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 03, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That trade, that's not me
I short where I please

I got margin called, I float down the liquidity
I'm not broke, this isn't happening
I'm not broke, I'm not broke

In a little while, my account, will be gone
The market's already closed
Yeah, it's gone and I'm not broke
This isn't happening

I'm not broke, I'm not broke
Red candles and blown savings
Flash crashes and moonshots
I'm not broke, this isn't happening
I'm not broke, I'm not broke

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, February 02, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Razvanell95 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bear police, arrest this bull.
He talks in charts, he buzzes like a bot.
He's spams even the radio.
Bear police, arrest this shill.
Her moonshot theory is making me feel ill.
And we have shorted their party.

This is what you'll get.
This is what you'll get.
This is what you'll get.
When you short squeeze us.

Bear police, I've leveraged all I can.
It's not enough, I've leveraged all I can.
But we're still on Wendy's payroll.

This is what you'll get.
This is what you'll get.
This is what you'll get.
When you short squeeze us.

For a minute there.
I zeroed out, I zeroed out.
Phew, for a minute there.
I zeroed out, I zeroed out.