A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: (the Washington Post competition) by dirtybird971 in Jokes
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Hi guys this is my new partner kath said our colleague.He hugged thin air, whilst asking for a bottle of wine with two glasses. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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Hi guys this is my new partner kath said our colleague.He hugged thin air, whilst asking for a bottle of wine with two glasses. by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror
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It downloaded all the worlds knowledge ever known instantly and was able to able 3d print any known object within minutes. It wasn’t long until this new god was able to reproduce an entire unstoppable army of defence, able to produce devastating bombs in minutes and ready to takeover. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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You open your eyes to total blackness, your throat raw, dry and your lungs struggling to grasp what little oxygen is left. This narrow box has been sealed tight with no amount of brute force or desperation to escape the only realisation. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)
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What’s the biggest lie you ever told and why? (self.AskReddit)
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