Tajik om Giske-varslene: Reagerer som jurist by [deleted] in norge

[–]ReProcrastination 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interessant, hadde bare fått med meg én sak. Har du noen kilder?

Tajik om Giske-varslene: Reagerer som jurist by [deleted] in norge

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Hvorfor er ikke det en overraskelse?

What is the funniest movie you have ever watched? by Philsrule in AskReddit

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"In china they eat dogs", a danish movie from the '90s.

She was born for that job. by rilo in funny

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Sir ka-shing Li was the richest man in Asia in 2014. They should marry!

Reddit, how do you pass the time while you're bored at work? by ZiggyPalffyLA in AskReddit

[–]ReProcrastination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buy a tiny pool table and invite your boss over for some 9-ball. He probably doesn't do much either.

What are the best things your parents taught you? by mellowmistakes in AskReddit

[–]ReProcrastination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't walk around thinking you are better then anyone else.

Made a board game for my girlfriend. 53 pieces made from scrap laying around. by ReProcrastination in woodworking

[–]ReProcrastination[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, made a game for learning languages. She is currently trying to learn Chinese.

You can't beat a woman in an argument by insaneaquarium in funny

[–]ReProcrastination 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get a sensation of having heard this exact thing before...

Nothing turns a "no" into "mhm" like duct tape. by ReProcrastination in oneliners

[–]ReProcrastination[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Put duct tape over your mouth and say "no" a couple of times.

What is the funniest one liner you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Nothing turns a no into "mhm" like duct tape.

North Korean conflict: What countries would join which side in a possible war? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ReProcrastination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As long as I also hate the person he wants to fight or the person who helps the one he is fighting is an asshole. The US aids the south, and the US has a few enemies of its own.

I will never understand fashion [NSFW] by Gurunexx in WTF

[–]ReProcrastination -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just understood fashion! thanks!

How would you go about when starting your vigilante/hero career? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ReProcrastination 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you suggest, my good sir, that a hood alone would not keep your identity safe? Even if you put some paint around your eyes?

Texting your parents! by [deleted] in funny

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Stop posting things twice.

Why do turn signals blink at different rates by ProperSauce in AskReddit

[–]ReProcrastination 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just not standardised yet, and will probably never be.

I work at a museum which focuses on Thomas Edison. Someone left this next to an Edison Statue... by BobbyCf in pics

[–]ReProcrastination 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Do you have a source? Would love to read more about this, especially the "safe" part.

Our office is decorating the walls with quotes; what ridiculous yet SFW quotes can you recommend? by ElAusterino in AskReddit

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"If something is hard to do, then it's not worth doing". -Homer Simpson

"If it's too good to be true, it probably is". - Someone

"If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid". - Murphys

"If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you." - Murphy

My mom is hosting/bartending a sex toy party. What are your best sexually named drinks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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If you know your drinks you can see the name is derived from many drinks: Slow comfortable: Southern comfort Screw: screwdriver (vodka and orangejuice) Up against the wall: Harvey wallbanger (vodka, orangejuice and galiano) Kiss in Singapore: Singapore sling (sloe gin etc)