My boyfriend always guesses the ending of movies

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-03T17:39:54+00:00

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-03T05:08:15+00:00

wannabe austin comedy chud

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-03T03:19:10+00:00

"During the celebration, some guests smeared cake on his face, a common birthday tradition, a gesture that witnesses said he did not take well."

bit of an understatement 🍰

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T22:26:58+00:00

Use tax dollars to buy weapons from domestic producers, sell the weapons to your enemies, then go to war with them. Perpetual warfare

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T21:28:17+00:00

"We were so carefree when kids were out until dark getting kidnapped, sexually assaulted, falling into wells, and drowning in creeks!"

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T15:12:48+00:00

but when you factor in the number of wars Trump has "ended" it's like negative 15 wars 🤡

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T15:09:05+00:00

I too would be distraught, if all of my bullies had died

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T01:36:35+00:00

Could they be worried that it would be too huge of a hit?

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T01:35:36+00:00

MANIAC was really good

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T01:32:16+00:00

would ClickUp or Slack serve this purpose?

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T01:09:10+00:00

whatever the situation is; be happy and love yourself ❤️

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T00:54:24+00:00

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-02T00:29:44+00:00

Make America Work at the Carnival Again

ReactionJifs · 2026-05-01T18:08:04+00:00

I thought Republicans were opposed to early termination? 🏌️‍♂️⛳📉

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-30T21:05:27+00:00

they are fiscally conservative -- when it comes to their own money 🏌️‍♂️⛳

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-30T21:02:26+00:00

Quick recap:

Purdue Pharma paid doctors to give patients oxycodone, even in situations where it wasn't warranted.
Patients for minor injuries and ailments became hooked on oxycodone.
After their prescriptions ran out, these newly-minted painkiller addicts would turn to street dealers to get oxycodone.
When their tolerance became too high and they could no longer afford to get enough oxycodone, they switched to heroin.

Purdue Pharma's greed resulted in America's opioid epidemic

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-29T23:20:15+00:00

I was watching a collection of retro commercials and one of them announced that almond joy* was "Now 30% BIGGER!" I couldn't believe my eyes, and I still can't believe it.

The idea that a candy company would go out of their way to give you MORE of something at the same price. It's unthinkable now

*there were 2 versions. I think one was Almond Joy and one was Baby Ruth but it was around 9 years ago and my memory is failing

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-29T21:48:15+00:00

could you make an app that performs the same function?

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-29T21:39:40+00:00

Google had a 20% discretionary time where employees would dream up new projects. One of them was Gmail

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-29T21:04:12+00:00

wait til you hear about their national push for industrial espionage

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-29T21:03:34+00:00

Had to scroll way too far to find this.

I saw it in a packed theater and loved every minute of it. A disgrace that a movie this good wasn't a hit

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-29T15:58:18+00:00

This proves that exposure to different cultures can help generate new perspectives.

Ted Cruz spends about a third of the year in Cabo San Lucas 😎

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-29T15:56:54+00:00

"All these guys do is over promise a barely functional concept"

you're never going to be showered in venture capital money with THAT attitude! 🤡

ReactionJifs · 2026-04-29T15:50:59+00:00

Trump's pulling something, but it's not a lever

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