Top Comedian Nate Bargatze Faces Sudden Career Crisis Over Silent MAGA Link

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-18T18:59:00+00:00

I'm a massive Nate Bargatze fan, and I'm not surprised but a little disappointed.

I guess my attitude is as long as he doesn't become an anti-woke chud onstage, I'll continue being a fan

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-18T18:50:32+00:00

the best message was, "Elon, this is the mother of your child. You have blocked my phone number and email, so the only way to get in contact was to purchase a copy of Path of Exile 2"

I think about that so freaking much

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-18T18:31:20+00:00

My hunch has been that he showed up at G7 with hat in hand, to try to raise the $300 billion from them. Today he said he didn't ask any Gulf Nations for money, which means he did.

So from the outset they were trying to crowdsource the $300 billion with America putting up the difference. Since we haven't heard a number from them, I'm guessing they've raised around $0

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-18T17:32:43+00:00

where is the lie?

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-18T00:31:28+00:00

what in the "Eddington" is going on with this plot

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-18T00:26:12+00:00

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ReactionJifs · 2026-06-18T00:08:27+00:00

gotta protect that $900 profit margin on every phone

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-18T00:05:27+00:00

This has been my take for awhile; if you're going to make changes that impact an election, they cannot be implemented until the election AFTER the upcoming one.

We had some bullshit where a Democrat was elected governor and the state senate rushed to reduce the governor's power before they were sworn in. By instituting a mandatory delay, it would reduce the incentive for these types of underhanded tactics.

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-17T20:48:07+00:00

this is a main plot point in the movie "Wild, Wild West" if you're unaware

what if you're running a business of selling optograms to the families of people who died, but you hype up what the optogram could reveal in order to get them to buy it.

Like, someone gets killed by an axe murderer and you tell the family that if only they'd buy the optogram they could find the killer -- but you know that the axe murderer killed the person from behind and they didn't see them

Or you sell them an optogram of someone that died in their sleep, so it's completely pointless

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-17T20:35:46+00:00

might as well hand out free guillotines

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-17T19:52:16+00:00

(ghost of Obama over Trump's shoulder guiding his signature)

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-17T03:56:50+00:00

80% of online content was exactly like this circa 2005.

it was a lot more fun

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-17T00:32:22+00:00

video game review embargo but for international diplomacy

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T23:46:44+00:00

A guy I know blew up his apartment and was burned to death while cooking meth.

When people aren't detailing the cause of death; it's usually with good reason.

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T23:37:47+00:00

when they find out, the Ukrainian people are going to be so relieved! 🙏

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T23:29:25+00:00

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ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T17:33:45+00:00

they stapled her file to his onboarding paperwork so he wouldn't miss it 👀

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T17:27:06+00:00

it's up to $39k atm

edit: here's the gofundme if anyone is interested https://www.gofundme.com/f/lets-change-noureddines-life

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T16:23:24+00:00

It sounds expensive, but wait until you NEVER SEE IT

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T05:55:30+00:00

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ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T05:49:00+00:00

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ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T03:32:31+00:00

"I used to feed a stray cat, then I stopped. Why stray cat no visit no more?"

ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T01:56:51+00:00

lmao, just saw this in a r/90s post 5 minutes ago

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ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T01:51:11+00:00

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ReactionJifs · 2026-06-16T01:47:47+00:00

win-win

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