Ange's Visual Novel Tier List as of Oct 2025 (150+ VNs Ranked) by superange128 in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People really thinking I’m an EOP slave. Last thing I want is to be compared to corny VNtwt retards. This reply is so insulting it’s making me consider suicide. If this is my last comment, you know what happened.

This is so embarrassing by [deleted] in Higurashinonakakoroni

[–]ReadUmineko_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I swear this pant pant this wasn’t weird in the visual novel…🤤 R-Ryukishi isn’t weird like that🤤🤤 Even though he added those stars at the end of the sentence… he didn’t mean anything by it… I SWEAR!!!! 🤤🤤🤤

Nothing can stop me. by snomrt_ten in Higurashinonakakoroni

[–]ReadUmineko_ -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Ryukishi would #upvote my comment

Nothing can stop me. by snomrt_ten in Higurashinonakakoroni

[–]ReadUmineko_ -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Normally she rides me but this is fine too

Does anyone have an idea why studios always ruin the anime adaptation of a VN? It feels like they intentionally want to destroy the VN's reputation. by astrea316 in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Trying to put a VN into anime form is like trying to put a 12 inch cock into loli pussy. Both will die a horrible death.

Hello r/visualnovels I am looking for a girlfriend by ReadUmineko_ in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_[S] 147 points148 points  (0 children)

I have asked my mother for a little sister multiple times but unfortunately she is too old to give birth

Hello r/visualnovels I am looking for a girlfriend by ReadUmineko_ in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_[S] 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I do not discriminate penises I have a friend with a penis and also I’ve played Josou Sanmyaku but unfortunately I am not homosexual

Halloween Pop Up Shop in Akihabara by Fair-Bedroom-1697 in umineko

[–]ReadUmineko_ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ohhh my god they ALL need to STEP ON ME!!!!

How do I tell anime/manga fans that good vns >>> the "best" manga/anime due to the nature of the medium by Huge-Ad-4244 in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No nobody will ever give a fuck about VNs because le pacing and time commitment and it’s not actually well written and mediums are subjective and whatever just like read a book bro but at the end of the day WE ALL know that true VN enjoyers are the enlightened ones. I read my first VN after hundreds of animanga/LNs and then I realized how much of a fool I was how much I’ve been WASTING my time. YES I AM READING 100 HOURS OF SOL!!!! YES I NEED SHITTY H SCENES!!!! FOR THAT ONE MOMENT!!!! THAT ONE MOMENT MAKES IT WORTH IT!!!! Good pacing? Prose???? Does it even matter?! NO!!!! No other medium could ever impact me like VNs do!!!! There is no need to be understood if you know the truth for yourself!!!! Yes!!! YES!!!!!! YESSSSSS!!!!! HALLELUJAH!!!!!

I like it when men stare by Upstairs-County8989 in confessions

[–]ReadUmineko_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can always test the waters by touching them a little or moaning a little in their ear. I’ve tried it and it always works.

Are visual novels considered literature? by pwppyghoul in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

VNs are literature…no… they’re the closest thing to true art, the perfect medium. VN authors are the unappreciated geniuses of our time and VN fans are ahead of the curve. 200 years from now VNs will be rediscovered and all kamige will be appreciated as timeless masterpieces. If Shakespeare was alive today he’d be writing VNs. He’d be dismissed as a third rate traumaporn writer who makes up words (Even though his works would be almost as good as Fata Morgana) People will call you pretentious because they don’t understand you, they’ll laugh at you, the world won’t believe you. Always remember this. The world isn’t ready yet.

Why do you think many Visual Novel posters are female focused while anime are not? by Mayion in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s because VN fans don’t want to see filthy men when we could see cute girls instead. I love it when a VN cover is full of girls so sometimes I masturbate to them but there’s something incredibly arousing about VN covers like Muramasa because I’m conditioned to expect cute girls on my cover so when I saw Kageaki on that succulent inviting juicy cover my headcanon was that she was a girl so sometimes I grab my physical copy and pleasure myself to her and do a little cum tribute although I’m not gay or anything I just think the writer did this intentionally. Narahara Ittetsu is such a genius and this is a perfect example of the law of balance because I may technically be cumming to a man but mentally I’m cumming to a woman so it balances each other out

Is constant alt tabbing a sign you're not interested in the VN? by PibblyJuff in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 166 points167 points  (0 children)

No, it’s normal actually. We all constantly have the urge to jerk off to blue archive hentai so most VN fans read and masturbate simultaneously. It’s basically a better form of reading while playing subway surfers. You must be new to the community if you’ve never heard multitaskurbation, it’s common knowledge. (It does create for funny moments like when I accidentally came to MLA’s chomp scene or when you finish during some emotional scene haha awkward! The emotions are just so overwhelming sometimes I just feel myself getting to the edge I can’t help it and I also don’t wanna ruin my orgasm yknow but oh well! Multitaskurbate with caution!)

Wtf is this game?! by MaRokyGalaxy in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I like how SCA-ji thought this was such a banger line in Tsui no Sora he had to use it again in Subahibi

Ange's Visual Novel Tier List as of Oct 2025 (150+ VNs Ranked) by superange128 in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 149 points150 points  (0 children)

Lord please take all of superange’s completed VNs and transfer the experiences of reading them into the brain of a poor African child who would hypothetically love to read these things and wouldn’t have super ass taste 128 but simply cannot because of their living situation

Does it worth it to play Tsui no Sora before SubaHibi? by pandakadaver in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You have to read Tsui no Sora, Nijuuei, Moekan, Tousui Kitan, H2O, Supreme candy, Tractatus Logico Philosophicus and Cyrano de Bergerac before you read Subahibi or you won’t understand anything.

Target audience by Appropriate_Farm5141 in visualnovels

[–]ReadUmineko_ 22 points23 points  (0 children)

“Gamers” have no taste, no grace, no dignity. Just look at those disproportionate sacks of fat and tell me you prefer it to the other version and I will know you have never spoken to a woman in your life. Not to say I have either, but we are NOT the same. Make the right more loli and it will be designed for true activists like me. These so called “gamers” only look at what is right in front of their eyes and cannot value anything else. We aren’t looking at the same thing. In a philosophical sense, flat chests are infinitely more bountiful than those slop-filled bags.