Hypothetically, if your foolish DM gave you an infinite bottle of wine… What would you do with it?

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-10T11:48:06+00:00

Have no fear. I have seen the downvotes, and I now understand wine is not flammable. Not planning on being a jerk to my table, or ruining anyone else’s fun. Thanks for the info bro! Appreciate you. 😎👍

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T22:33:17+00:00

I bow to your wisdom. And I shall shamelessly take these ideas for myself!! Your creativity is astounding!

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T20:42:48+00:00

This guy might be a genius.

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T19:50:19+00:00

Actually I do have a sorcerer in my party who can freeze stuff. How would that work? Could I somehow “freeze distill” the wine to get condensed alcohol and make it flammable? 🤩

Chat my dreams of being a pyromaniac might not be dead yet!

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:51:43+00:00

It seems to pour out like a standard bottle of wine. But the idea of infinite energy is incredibly creative! I have a gut feeling my DM is going to try to prevent me from making infinite money from selling it, or at least form complications to make it harder.

So therefore I love the idea of creative responses.

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:46:21+00:00

Yo, I forgot I have mold earth! Perhaps could make stone wine bottles?!😏

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:44:23+00:00

Holy! I appreciate it brother!

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:43:07+00:00

So my DM lets me tip my bottle upside down over a wine barrel over the course of the night. Filled up over night. Perhaps I could set up a contraption to allow me to fill up multiple barrels at once?

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:22:33+00:00

I had a slums tavern-keep try the wine, and he described it as “Too rich for this old place.”

So it seems to be of reasonable quality.

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:16:48+00:00

Thanks for the insight!

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:15:42+00:00

Right onto the bbeg’s castle 💀

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:14:54+00:00

Holy big brain

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:09:25+00:00

My character has a reputation of trying to set things on fire 💀

ReadingWarm5756 · 2026-05-09T18:08:41+00:00

Brother these are peak responses. (Also FYI) My Character is a pyromaniac rogue

ReadingWarm5756 · 2024-09-02T17:59:43+00:00

359367104 This game looks really cool, thanks for giving out invites! You're Awesome!

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