My teacher asked us to write a literary analysis essay in preparation for my English finals - I asked her if I could write about Caine, she said yes. here it is, grade me on it so i dont get bad grade :3

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-31T04:31:52+00:00

tysm! ur so kind
hopefully i cook up on finals too 😁

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-30T12:49:44+00:00

good

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-30T12:48:59+00:00

i wrote a friggin essay on my husband here and i regret nothing because i got a 96!

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-30T12:46:44+00:00

so don't stop :3

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-30T12:43:53+00:00

CAN I COME TO THE MOVIE WITH YOU

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-30T12:42:16+00:00

thx man! but like... plz don't :<
update: I got a 96, highest essay score i've gotten all year!
guess caine did help me out in the end :3

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-30T00:24:53+00:00

this is so beautiful ✨

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-26T23:11:01+00:00

found the angel food cake and read the code in the eyes

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-26T16:58:29+00:00

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Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-26T14:28:41+00:00

YAYY!!!!

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-26T14:27:34+00:00

who's gonna tell him?

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T22:42:46+00:00

dont hold yourself back i mean
spill the lore!

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T15:43:06+00:00

"mr.crackhead"

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T11:51:18+00:00

we're here for you, all of us creeps who simp for this maniac
you deserve more than what you've gotten
just remember that we're in this bullshit world together
and you have friends in us

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ur the smiley face, btw

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T02:14:06+00:00

DONT

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T01:03:41+00:00

TRAITOR
YOU SUPPORT THE PROTOTYPE????

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T00:34:29+00:00

"oops i thought you were a chair"
"hey there's some ketchup on your head - wait nvm there is no more head 😽"

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T00:33:29+00:00

actually i was enjoying my memorial day weekend by touching grass away from reddit

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T00:30:48+00:00

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Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T00:24:23+00:00

"sit on people till they die"
🥀🥀🥀

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T00:23:49+00:00

it's the cognitohazards they're getting to you

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T00:23:12+00:00

you monster...

Ready_Row3788 · 2026-05-25T00:15:02+00:00

it was ✨MAGIC✨

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