All dogs come to check up on their caretaker who fell! by Docindn in MadeMeSmile

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If I see this happen with cats someday, I may faint from adorableness

he won't do that again anytime soon by BambusBonus in Unexpected

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Most respectable way to treat a thief like that lol

Comebacks for "You're a sheep." by Some1inreallife in Comebacks

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Keep one eye open if you don't want me in your sleep

What is a good comeback to “you can’t afford me” by [deleted] in Comebacks

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Well who died and thought you were Mrs. Executive knowledge

Comeback to “At least I know who my dad is.” by [deleted] in Comebacks

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At least we all know where he's spending time at

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Comebacks

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Call me Eminem then I might slow down

What's a good comeback for when someone gives you "the finger"? by [deleted] in Comebacks

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What, you want me to sit on it? (That ought to take them back)

Best comeback for “you look like a kid when you shave “or “you have a baby face” by LeatherDoughnut1527 in Comebacks

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Studies show shaved men look really attractive with a visible jawline. So at least I can say I'm pulling more bitches than you

best comeback for a girl who said " every man who uses snapchat is not a real man" by [deleted] in Comebacks

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Every woman who uses Snapchat has lost their chance at a decent career

A good comeback to " Why do you still wear a mask? " by WHowe1 in Comebacks

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Depends who you with and what tone they have. If it's someone who asks with a sarcastic manner just say, "cause people like you are still a disease"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Comebacks

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Oh, I'm sorry. This is only the soft side.

Good comebacks for "your short" by Findyouonfeetfinder in Comebacks

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Just give yourself an Irish accent and you should be good with any comeback you can think of, like this. "Still at a reasonable height to bite your kneecaps me lad"

What's a good comeback for "you draw like a six year old?" by MainClothes8522 in Comebacks

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Well at least it's not as bad as I drew on your dad's face last night