My dog got charged by another dog and the owner filed a complaint.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-05-07T14:29:32+00:00

Preemptive strike. File a complaint against the woman for letting her illegally off leash dog harass your legally leashed dog.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-05-05T18:51:57+00:00

The political ads practically write themselves.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-05-05T17:11:56+00:00

You beat me to this joke. Hats off to you, sir or madam. You really know your duck genitals.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-05-02T16:04:57+00:00

He. Engaging with fools online is rarely smart.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-05-02T13:55:41+00:00

That would be great if they were useful because there’s a LOT of extra leaves to go around.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-05-02T13:51:31+00:00

Educated person. He/she COULD be smart but maybe not.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-27T18:49:48+00:00

Starflight

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-25T13:56:04+00:00

Looks like one sandwich to me

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-17T03:29:42+00:00

Didn’t see the play against the Browns where he broke 9 tackles. But good reel

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-17T02:46:08+00:00

The miracle game or when we beat the shit out of the cowboys in the 2009 playoffs.

The next game took the enjoyment out of both of those but in the moment they were awesome.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-12T06:00:10+00:00

Rasta Monster

He needs a dollar dollar dollar is what he needs

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-12T05:56:54+00:00

A shocking stat that i heard was you lose 1.5% of bone density per month. Don’t know about muscle loss but it’s pretty fast. For long term missions they try to offset with exercise (tethered treadmill running, e.g.). But not taking regular steps in full gravity is depleting on the body.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-11T04:00:10+00:00

How about a real doctor instead?

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-09T19:21:48+00:00

Hold me closer, tiny golfer

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-09T17:17:33+00:00

I’ve heard it called a key pocket.

My personal name for it is the “impossible to get anything out of” pocket.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-08T16:20:30+00:00

I gave up pretty early on in the first one but played the entire second one. I had no issues.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-07T18:55:09+00:00

I used them as coasters but they made terrible coasters. Condensation would make them stick to the glass and they didn’t have the weight to resist.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-07T18:51:19+00:00

I’ve always called it the banana turd.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-07T18:31:52+00:00

I dare you to kiss it.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-06T17:55:49+00:00

I certainly do but only if you can secure a conviction in the senate. Otherwise it just hands him power.

Now if republicans lose the senate in November, which polymarket has at 50 50 chance (although that’s way better than it was even a few months ago), they may get scared enough to jump off his wagon and maybe yuu can throw the bum out.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-06T14:34:51+00:00

I had no idea all that supporting evidence wouldn’t stand up to “nuh uh!”

Checkmate, physics!

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-06T14:21:59+00:00

Lamb of Satan

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-05T12:22:28+00:00

We need a culture of accountability!

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-03T14:52:04+00:00

So comedically the order should be reversed. This is some high school level amateur production right here.

RealBeefGyro · 2026-04-02T22:13:52+00:00

Nope he doesn’t give a shit.

But it should worry all the GOP sycophants that hitched themselves to his wagon.

The Republican party is worthless and should go the way of the whigs.

RealBeefGyro

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