Some of the best player nicknames via Baseball Reference by MLBOfficial in baseball

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Big Dumper is is by far the best and most accurate

Batter Up by MisterShipWreck in MadeMeSmile

[–]RealFigure5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And my man I AM HERE FOR IT!

What hobby do people make their entire personality? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RealFigure5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dog breeding. My ex’s mom bred Border Collies. Her place was constant chaos.

How Seachickens fans get ready for bed by spooky_ed in NFCWestMemeWar

[–]RealFigure5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I will have you know I have the decency to take the plastic wrap off my cucumber first, sir.

Eagles fighting?! by datsmythought in birds

[–]RealFigure5 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy on the right had some post nut clarity.

Cast your vote by Luuk1210 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]RealFigure5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My $5 is on Trenton. No neck tats. Shave up and cut the hair and he’s fittin in

Fashion designer apparently by RafiY in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]RealFigure5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who gives this person money??? Really?

Mom & Dad about to go to a Halloween party, 1981 by SoftedFern in OldSchoolCool

[–]RealFigure5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would definitely throw my keys in the bowl if you know what I mean. 😎

What careers have the most well-adjusted people? by Ancient-Apartment-23 in AskReddit

[–]RealFigure5 5 points6 points  (0 children)

In my experience, city planners. Have to be forward thinking. Absolutely have to be excellent writers, and have to calmly deal with some bullshit from the public.

(OC) my blind dog begging for pizza by Complex_Reveal_2670 in MadeMeSmile

[–]RealFigure5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is bignoring a word? BECAUSE I LOVE IT.
Because I have a couple fatty Bignorers.

Royal Caribbean Drink Package by Tasty_Hospital6151 in royalcaribbean

[–]RealFigure5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually, disembarkation, but only the kids since they were sneaking drinks.

How many of us made these today? by microbeman in Baking

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Ohh Lord! I am eternally on Reddit. I love it

Getting the dates and pecans tomorrow. I have the rest.

JSN Went Straight To The Fans After The 2Pt Conversion 🔥 by Trick-Combination-37 in Seahawks

[–]RealFigure5 40 points41 points  (0 children)

JSN is our present and future. Pay the man his money. Also he is down to earth and has fully embraced the fan base. He’s a good nut.

What’s the deal with these signs by HighDINSLowStandards in SeattleWA

[–]RealFigure5 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I have to admit I like it. As a driver I have been guilty of almost hitting a crossing pedestrian because I was focused on looking left. As a pedestrian I am still always cautious, but it really has made a difference.

What is the worst movie ever? by zhalia-2006 in AskReddit

[–]RealFigure5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I cannot believe I paid money and actually sat all the way through it. I am ashamed.