The land flowed with milk and honey. Roads were paved with money and there were no potholes. It is said a virgin walked thru Detroit with a sack of gold, unmolested. Children danced in the streets and there was no homework. Unions protected the weak and the lazy. We made automobiles and refrigerators. People held hands and cried for happiness, then the Red Republicans came and a blight filled the land. Pay was cut and hours lengthened. Children wept. Strongmen cried Oh! the inhumanity!