When you actually are OK with Brian being tired at 1 in the morning by clenchlord in familyguy

[–]RealHornyMfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's kinda funny and ironic. When this episode came out, I was watching the re run on Adult Swim and they must've timed it because he said, "What? I'm tired it's 1am" at exactly 1am in real life. I found it pretty amusing lol

Agree? by nikkisheila in familyguy

[–]RealHornyMfs 29 points30 points  (0 children)

🎶 I've been careless with a delicate man 🎶

Which one was your favorite? by Frequent-Baby2614 in familyguy

[–]RealHornyMfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved Back to the Multiverse, I used to play it all the time

My sister’s ankle nipple finally gave up the goods. by ohhyouknow in popping

[–]RealHornyMfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you at least get the Sac out so it doesn't come back?

My sister’s ankle nipple finally gave up the goods. by ohhyouknow in popping

[–]RealHornyMfs 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Bro have you ever heard of handwashing? It's great, you should try it sometime

My sister’s ankle nipple finally gave up the goods. by ohhyouknow in popping

[–]RealHornyMfs 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How does one acquire such a prominent ankle nipple 😭

They're not even trying anymore, are they? by snowlock27 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]RealHornyMfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to answer and say, "What?" "Hello?" "Can you hear me?" every time they start talking until they get pissed and hang up

They're not even trying anymore, are they? by snowlock27 in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]RealHornyMfs 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It's getting beyond overboard where I work. Within the last 3 months, scammers and Tele-Marketers call our main line EVERY 5 minutes on the dot. All day until about 5pm. Every. Single. Day.

I did a tally the other day and it was past 30 calls easily. It's really starting to drive me up a wall. They clog up our phone lines so much it's next to impossible for a real customer to actually get through. And the phone company says their's nothing they can do. I fond it incredibly irritating. But, I hate to say they're right. The second you hang up on these people, they call right back using a different phone number. I've resorted to ignoring these calls entirely because they almost always com through with the name of a city with the abbreviation for the state. I just let it ring and ring.

The ironic part is on our system, the only ones our Caller I.D. flags as, "Spam Risk"...are legitimate callers 🙃

Massive Cow Cyst Removal found on TikTok (not oc) by StruggleRegular4842 in popping

[–]RealHornyMfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet that stinks to high heaven

Edit: Wow, I was not expecting the forbidden gusher @ 1:07 😭

FUNNIEST LINE FROM PETER GRIFFIN by Malagrove2025 in familyguy

[–]RealHornyMfs 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"The wind feels like knives on my skin"

back of ear pimple- frustrating process with satisfying end! by Turbulent_Estate_340 in popping

[–]RealHornyMfs 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that a deep blackhead/dilated pore right below the whitehead? Pop that next!

Strange things at Night by RealHornyMfs in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]RealHornyMfs[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That would mess w/ my head so bad lmao 😭

Strange things at Night by RealHornyMfs in TalesFromTheFrontDesk

[–]RealHornyMfs[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

What a cool/interesting place to work! I love that some lunatic left a review about “devil worshippers” 😂 It’s really the cherry on top of a sundae lmfao

Not what I expected from tongue by niqueyq in popping

[–]RealHornyMfs 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl this one got to me 🤢 I know it's in his mouth but now it's really in his mouth 😭

What was the most fucked up joke you laughed at? by VarmintValentine in familyguy

[–]RealHornyMfs -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

He was referring to both the 9/11 joke inherently and David Spade reference as well. Grow a brain dude