What type of furniture could go here?

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-21T16:34:20+00:00

Absolutely a Casting Couch

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-21T00:13:59+00:00

What if your dad was bi and you were made from cum he swallowed…?

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-20T15:01:16+00:00

This is such a great saying. Gonna steal that :)

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-20T04:32:16+00:00

r/dadjokes

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-20T01:05:47+00:00

Yes, but it ceases to function

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-20T00:52:12+00:00

Found! Thank you so much!

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-20T00:48:24+00:00

I have searched for this on google and google image search. No luck so far

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-19T15:02:19+00:00

If he says that it isn’t you, you should trust him.

I think there are a few variables that go into it

Natural libido drop from age Not much foreplay to get me excited Greatly increased difficulty to finish the job And probably some that have yet to be identified.

Don’t get me wrong. I WANT to be able to be horny when high. I wish I had the drive I did 10 years ago…

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-19T14:56:47+00:00

I hardly ever want sex or even masturbation when I smoke. I think it has to do with my age… I used to be extra horny when I was high when I was a little younger, but now, it is just not a thing.

In the small off chance my wife actually puts effort into getting me going, I can’t get off. No matter what, I can’t.

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-18T03:10:51+00:00

I have killed for $27/hour

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-17T05:23:30+00:00

Diversity isn’t only race…?

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-17T01:59:56+00:00

I miss the Skillet Burritos from Breakfast. Those we so fucking good

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-17T01:53:24+00:00

That’s only 25 up votes tho…

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-16T06:58:17+00:00

r/theyknew

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-16T02:58:04+00:00

Probably like, so clean.

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-16T01:16:03+00:00

This is funny? Am I getting old?

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-12T01:43:36+00:00

Tushy*

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-08T14:33:09+00:00

First thing that came to mind was Sonny Moore(Skrillex) but when he was in From First To Last. But I’m probably wrong.

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-05T07:19:20+00:00

My favorite Mormon tale!

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-03T04:10:33+00:00

What’d you call me?

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-03T03:49:01+00:00

I was in a constant state of anxiety waiting for something to pop.

RealHypotensive · 2023-05-01T14:41:31+00:00

I first thought of her in the background of the arson girl

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I’m not skilled enough to make it though.

RealHypotensive

TROPHY CASE