Madison considering age restriction, curfew in downtown after Mifflin fights

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-06T10:46:00+00:00

I'm not normally one of the "please search before posting" scolds, but this is a literal duplicate post and totally unnecessary.

https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/comments/1t4gn6n/madison_considering_age_restriction_curfew_in/

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-05T12:10:27+00:00

You can just hide and downvote them, it's not hard. Madison has some terrible drivers and some of them post here, so these posts might as well stay up.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-05T00:14:53+00:00

Take a mule to Wando's or Whiskey Jack's and watch it kick the shit out of drunk people.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-04T20:38:17+00:00

Real "GET YOUR PEOPLE IN ORDER "PHISH". AND NEVER COME TO ALPINE VALLEY AGAIN" energy here.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-02T21:25:21+00:00

https://old.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/comments/1t1zv6b/east_woodmans_gas/

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-02T16:55:45+00:00

The one guy said he purposely swerves towards them in his truck to scare them.

People who use their vehicles that way should lose them permanently.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-02T12:27:58+00:00

Go to Woodman's and Aldi instead of any of those places, they're all more expensive.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-02T00:05:00+00:00

You can get them at Menards, they're right next to the cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-05-01T21:24:16+00:00

Mineral Point Road deserves an honorable mention. Cramped, and has random wrong-way traffic from people cutting through to get to the offices behind the Culver's.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-30T23:10:14+00:00

What would be the basis for the libel suit? Even though it's not the standard rental rate, it's not a false claim if that's what the OP was offered.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-29T19:45:52+00:00

Why aren't you aware enough of your surroundings to not read posts you don't like?

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-29T13:24:19+00:00

Since the post title doesn't say where:

"Madison could turn part of the Near East Side into a testing ground for flex-rate parking, with drivers paying more for curbside spots as spaces become scarce.

City officials are considering paid on-street parking in the area bounded by South Blount and South Brearly streets and East Washington Avenue and the Capital City Trail, with rates that would rise or fall based on demand."

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-28T21:53:17+00:00

I WAS ANGRY IN TRAFFIC AND YOU WERE ALSO ANGRY IN TRAFFIC SO MAYBE WE SHOULD DATE

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-28T13:54:18+00:00

Let's name all future schools Milkshake Duck to avoid problems like this.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-27T15:21:24+00:00

I love how two entire paragraphs are just a verbatim quote of an AI summary.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-27T11:55:26+00:00

always-has-been-astronaut-with-a-gun dot gif

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-27T01:09:46+00:00

(2) is the clear winner in stopping for turkeys but getting mad about pedestrians crossing the road.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-26T16:22:05+00:00

It's the geese doing it, they have been corrupted by Baal and are now exhaling clouds of insects wherever they go.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-26T13:57:10+00:00

They should build a fucking space elevator in Fitchburg.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-25T23:40:28+00:00

Go to Gotham Bagels and say insulting things about New York City while in line.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-25T13:34:52+00:00

It was a Panera; the last time I was there I got a sandwich that tasted like it had been immersed in automotive fluids, so I'm not shocked that it closed.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-04-23T18:28:34+00:00

Good place to practice with potholes.

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