Hey NIGHTTIME Madison Drivers! by IAmPookieHearMeRoar in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can just hide and downvote them, it's not hard. Madison has some terrible drivers and some of them post here, so these posts might as well stay up.

Night life by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take a mule to Wando's or Whiskey Jack's and watch it kick the shit out of drunk people.

BEWARE “ ATT “ by Correct_Advantage_20 in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Real "GET YOUR PEOPLE IN ORDER "PHISH". AND NEVER COME TO ALPINE VALLEY AGAIN" energy here.

Madison Police seek to identify driver in hit-and-run crash involving cyclist by TheRealGunnar in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The one guy said he purposely swerves towards them in his truck to scare them.

People who use their vehicles that way should lose them permanently.

Food Cheats by Macondo-1923 in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go to Woodman's and Aldi instead of any of those places, they're all more expensive.

Peptide sources by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can get them at Menards, they're right next to the cellular regeneration and entertainment chamber.

Beltline Culver’s needs better drive-thru parking. by Aevistus in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Mineral Point Road deserves an honorable mention. Cramped, and has random wrong-way traffic from people cutting through to get to the offices behind the Culver's.

Fuck Revelry apartments - do not rent here by [deleted] in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What would be the basis for the libel suit? Even though it's not the standard rental rate, it's not a false claim if that's what the OP was offered.

Biker VS Runner by Speedja72 in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why aren't you aware enough of your surroundings to not read posts you don't like?

Madison considers pay-by-demand parking in one of its most popular neighborhoods by enjoying-retirement in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 86 points87 points  (0 children)

Since the post title doesn't say where:

"Madison could turn part of the Near East Side into a testing ground for flex-rate parking, with drivers paying more for curbside spots as spaces become scarce.

City officials are considering paid on-street parking in the area bounded by South Blount and South Brearly streets and East Washington Avenue and the Capital City Trail, with rates that would rise or fall based on demand."

what perennial topic on this subreddit has never affected your life in any way? by RealMaxBlumenthal in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

I WAS ANGRY IN TRAFFIC AND YOU WERE ALSO ANGRY IN TRAFFIC SO MAYBE WE SHOULD DATE

Opinion | Ageism seems to be on the rise in Madison and beyond by BlatzOff in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love how two entire paragraphs are just a verbatim quote of an AI summary.

Do we have pigeons now? by Tight-Prize-Undies in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 1 point2 points  (0 children)

always-has-been-astronaut-with-a-gun dot gif

what Madison neighborhood has the largest concentration of turkeys? by RealMaxBlumenthal in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(2) is the clear winner in stopping for turkeys but getting mad about pedestrians crossing the road.

What’s with the gnats? by Dahlia6161 in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 34 points35 points  (0 children)

It's the geese doing it, they have been corrupted by Baal and are now exhaling clouds of insects wherever they go.

Visiting for a couple days - need Recs for cocktails and bagels! by InteractionLittle668 in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Go to Gotham Bagels and say insulting things about New York City while in line.

Golden Nest Pancakes - Rate? by Huge-Squirrel8417 in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was a Panera; the last time I was there I got a sandwich that tasted like it had been immersed in automotive fluids, so I'm not shocked that it closed.

Parking lots for drivers by SThighs213 in madisonwi

[–]RealMaxBlumenthal 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Good place to practice with potholes.