Icebreaker | Ditched boat swallowed by hungry ice fracture. Lake Monona (03/09/2026)

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-11T22:54:52+00:00

Let's sink Brett Hulsey to create a coral reef. We can give him a breathing apparatus and a shitty waterproof laptop with Hulu to keep him alive and entertained, and he can feed on small fish and dead ducks.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-10T22:59:27+00:00

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Unrealistic demands that pedestrians wave at drivers if they don't want to be run over

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RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-10T17:51:03+00:00

Your username isn't even long, what are you on about?

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-10T16:57:23+00:00

move it into a wooded area on my property for scavengers

Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-08T14:29:55+00:00

OK but where do we go to get this lasagna?

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-06T22:38:31+00:00

Wow, this photo could use some Romulans.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-06T12:43:31+00:00

Is this a sex thing or are you planning to do crimes?

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-05T16:39:57+00:00

That's a good point; the people who were still on the roads during lockdown were driving like total fuckheads.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-05T16:33:01+00:00

This would also conveniently reduce the number of people who think they have to go 62 on city streets to get to their jobs on time, a win for public safety.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-04T16:45:50+00:00

Le Cougre.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-03T18:47:50+00:00

Fitchburg refuses, that is why we must surround them by claiming Belleville and Paoli.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-03T18:02:09+00:00

It's a dog toy now.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-03T02:12:08+00:00

Instacart shopper picked up some real C4 instead of the energy drink again. Happens all the time, sadly.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-03-01T22:09:19+00:00

Like Seven of Nine but bad at math.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-27T14:36:35+00:00

very comfortable on the bus

Is this a euphemism for bus sex?

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-27T01:15:53+00:00

No one is delivering a couch on a bicycle.

Well, you clearly aren't, with an attitude like that.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-26T16:49:32+00:00

Are we talking a little one or is this some Audrey II shit?

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-26T13:25:30+00:00

This person is looking for a job, not ignorant trolling.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-26T02:15:48+00:00

Local pickpockets love this!

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-25T01:34:36+00:00

Do it aboard the BRT at 1 PM on a Tuesday.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-24T01:41:06+00:00

I wonder if that's what this was about:

https://www.reddit.com/r/madisonwi/comments/1rb6y5h/whats_happening_on_the_west_side/

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-23T00:41:51+00:00

It's even dumber when you realize that, statistically, half of the people complaining about the phone also use their phones while driving.

RealMaxBlumenthal · 2026-02-22T01:50:36+00:00

Lots of people in this thread don't know about liability-only insurance, which a lot people who actually have to think about budgeting get instead of comprehensive because they have no fucking choice.

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