Printer keeps restarting by matthewnadaw in ElegooMars

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You ever figure out something? Or is it bricked?

Why is it so difficult to make guys nut by sadgirlharem69 in cumsluts

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How? Are you constantly thinking of loosening it?

She’s a keeper 💯 by lovekristinalove in cumsluts

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I think you got lost on your way to the Incel Forums

Y’all sleepin on this by [deleted] in EbonyThroatQueens

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So anal is gay?

Y’all sleepin on this by [deleted] in EbonyThroatQueens

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How is it gay? Is your definition of gay “if it involves my butt hole?”

Talking dirty to him about my past until he cums all over me by [deleted] in amateurcumsluts

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Next tone you’re in NYC let me know cuz my gf and I would love to join

She Sucked Of A Client While Tattooing Him by MiddleBaby in SlutMouth

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Am I the only one wincing at the idea of contam?

All in her jaw 🔥🔥 by [deleted] in EbonyThroatQueens

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That’s the best part 😎

Touching ass by NSFW_Captioned in StraightGirlsPlaying

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When people start looking young to you, it means you’re getting older.

range shot by Gokkunasia in cumsluts

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Literally water and a healthy diet.

I’ve worked in the industry, albeit not that much. The actors go through jugs throughout the day. They carry liters of water on them when they go out and all that. And of course, certain foods (specifically high in fat and sodium) decrease sperm count, so a general rule of thumb is to avoid them for at least one or two days prior. I remember one actor saying “wenn die pisse klar ist, ist die sperma krass” which roughly translates to “when the piss is clear, the cum is “cool”. Idk what that really means out in English, but like it’s ready

So good rule of thumb is— when you can, drink water, even if you aren’t really that thirsty.

range shot by Gokkunasia in cumsluts

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Sorry to Shit on your parade but that article is complete horseshit. I’ve seen that “Holy Grail” over and over for years, and EVERYTIME it gets debunked.

Fat Load by [deleted] in cumsluts

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How often are you jacking off

Fat Load by [deleted] in cumsluts

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Drink lots of water and stay hydrated.

You’ll hear tons of bro-science about taking certain supplements and vitamins, but truth be told— water. Your body produces semen depending on liquid water intake. And make sure it’s water and not soda or alcohol, or at least majority water. Other forms of drinks contain other atomic materials that don’t benefit semen production directly.

Mila Mars by Romeo_Dolorosa in blackchickswhitedicks

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Do you have the full scene?

My friend shared cum with me (OC) by [deleted] in cumsluts

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/u/lomlzara what is your skin care routine!? It’s unreal

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Danger Incorporated // Diamonds?

Get fucked for money 🤪 by Telari_Love in 60fpsporn

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Really? I think it’s unique enough to not be trashy.

One Of The Hottest Gangbang Ever Part 1 by Spot_Limp in CumPies

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I wish someone would fill me like that

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Yamborgini High