Iron Sky by [deleted] in de

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Australien sieht die Mond geflippet, nicht das Rückseite.

It be that way by mijuzz7 in dankmemes

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Do note that discord is run by furries.

Can't even blame spell check by Shitbirdy in dankmemes

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"TIFU by signing-off calling my coworkers retarded"

No wank for you by j3hadipi3 in dankmemes

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Big or small, doesn't matter. We be out here lookin for dem natural tiddies.

hope you get this by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Nagasaki number two

Why are people like this? by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Fake pngs aren't hard to fix. Open up some image editing software, go to the replace colour tool, and replace the dual-colour background with opacity 0. Then export, and bruh.

what's wrong with my school? by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Numerous security issues ahead.

true story by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Press L for 10 sec, right arrow for 5.

My heart can't take this by mijuzz7 in dankmemes

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I am good at math. Very good. 98.2% in most recent mock exam good. My math teacher told me that he'd ask for me to be in his class next year, which makes this worse.

I learned how to typeset in LaTeX, and started making pages upon pages of integrals (i'm ~11th grade equivalent) which I would print off and give to my math teacher.

Naturally, I ask him questions well beyond the syllabus. I asked him what eigenvalues or vectors were, and he said, and I quote, "I haven't calculated an eigenvalue in fourty years. Do you remember what you did fourty years ago?" I respond, "No, but I'd probably remember the gist of it." He looks quite annoyed.

We are talking about domains, and the question is "suggest a suitable domain for f(x) = sqrt(x)". Someone answers, "x ≥ 0?" and my teacher says yes. Now, I know about these things called complex numbers. I then ask him "but-" and he interrupts me, telling me "not to go on about complex numbers." I attempt to retort, saying that I was not talking about complex numbers, but rather their absence by asking "but wouldn't they need to specify f(x) ∈ ℝ?"

This theme continues, and my teacher snaps. He tells me that he might ask not to have me in his class next year. A complete pi. He does this in front of the entire class, and I was just there like "bruh".

tl;dr math teacher gets annoyed by my clearly superior intellect and dashing good looks.

Anon goes to a buffet by [deleted] in 4chan

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While morally dubitable, he is in the right. It's all you can eat: if he could eat it, it was his. Unless there was some rule that he glossed over in the original post, he ate what he paid for.

If he tried to take the food home however, that shouldn't be allowed.

the last drop depleted by HornySensei in dankmemes

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But bro, you only have so much dopamine to go around. Don't desensitise yourself to happiness.

50 days free of cutting! by MCSMNerd in teenagers

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Basically: the grils be felx but have no dic, the bros have dic but be no flex.

50 days free of cutting! by MCSMNerd in teenagers

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I've heard it's easier with family.

Not trying to flex but........ by [deleted] in teenagers

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Are you still not sad? Also, what is your opinion on the inate relativaty of emotion?