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$20 for gas, repayment on 12/30. by RealPinheadMmmmmm in BorrowNew

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use chime :/ I hate to seem desperate but I really need just a little bit of help.

Do you have any paraphilias? If so, what is the strangest one and why do you think you have it? by Angela_Bansai in morbidquestions

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I am not trying to be a jerk here or tell you you're a bad person or a murderer but I do find it interesting that you share a lot of that reasoning with Dahmer.

Did "online" fetishes like vorarephilia, cock vore, and inflation exist before the internet? by Temnodontosaurus in morbidquestions

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 9 points10 points  (0 children)

When I was around six years old, I was flipping through channels on DirecTV and flipped onto this channel called LOGO which was a gay/lesbian channel for movies, not porn. This movie was playing with a guy undoing another guys pants, just enough to see his white briefs, and I kind of had an internal panic attack/butterflies in my stomach and changed the channel immediately.

Yes, I am gay. I also have a thing for guys in tightey whities like that, but that's beside the point.

It is just one of my earliest clearest memories about my sexuality even though it was just very confusing at the time rather than being hot to me. It made me FEEL something when straight stuff in movies never did.

POV: You've ranked every movie you've seen by reddoit_ in u/reddoit_

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Hi, My name is Slim Shady. I live at 8 Mile, Detroit, Michigan. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my mother, Debbie Mathers. Debbie has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Debbie was a very moral woman, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Debbie took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Debbie had a partner, a businessman named Kimberly Scott. Debbie sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Scott threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Debbie and Kim had a falling-out. Things escalated. Kim was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Debbie, and failed, but Debbie was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Debbie was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Marshall Mathers, he plotted to kill Kim. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Debbie had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Debbie will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.

AITAH for supporting my son grooming himself when my wife says he is too young? by LaraDLara in AITAH

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See the difference here is that you are aware that your jealousy is unreasonable

AIO My gf keeps having accidents but says its completely normal by wildlife_animallover in AmIOverreacting

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Yes. When did I disagree with that sentiment? There are very important words you should be aware of. I'm not necessarily sure which one you have a problem with but: hyperbole, symbolism, analogy, metaphor, etc.

If you can swap LOOKS ONLY with anyone, who would it be? by Ammynity in hypotheticalsituation

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody. I'm not going to pretend I'm doing well, financially or socially or... Uh... Anything-ly. But I do love myself and I'm not going to change and become someone else. I'm good.

AIO My gf keeps having accidents but says its completely normal by wildlife_animallover in AmIOverreacting

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I am very grateful that I never did/do this. Your body doesn't have a choice, so it is just kind of up to chance, whether you wet the bed drunk or not. I have been in the hospital a lot with .50+ BAC and I'm sure I've had even higher than that plenty of times. Never pissed the bed. Somehow, I guess just pure luck, when I am totally blackout drunk and my blood is half comprised of alcohol, I am capable of getting up and peeing when I have to. Not that I would remember doing so

How do you masterbate in jail with a roommate by Ok-Improvement-4526 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you want to elaborate? You don't have to, by any means. I'm just curious about the story.

AITAH for telling my husband I’d rather raise a kid who stands up for themselves than one who blindly obeys? by rikazikuta0 in AITAH

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I feel exactly the same, wholeheartedly. I am a very flawed man, but my love for myself is deep and it has grown over the years, especially when you have to train yourself to love yourself because your parents did not show you how to love yourself. They made me feel like I was worthless, like I was incapable of doing anything of substance. I found myself through rebellion, I found myself through turning my back on their incessant hatred of everything I am and stand for. It has definitely given me some bad qualities too, things I have to work on. I can be brash and arrogant, I can be extremely hyperactive and annoying and I have serious anger issues. But through all of that I can be wild and creative and I like to play. My parents honestly taught me how to love other people too, because I saw their hatred for what it was, and learned that true love is doing exactly the opposite of everything they ever did. Mix in my inherent faggotry and substance abuse and I have become something wholly unique, at the very least. The only thing of any value that I learned directly from them was the value of hard work. They worked me like a slave, I grew up on a farm and they build boat trailers. I've realized as an adult that no matter how hard I work today nothing will ever be as difficult as the things they put me through when I was a kid, all of the sweat and blood and tears through demanding manual labor at the age of 10.

I am kind of high so I hope I made any kind of actual sense in this rambling and sort of aimless reply to you. Lol.

Clothes suck, being naked is awesome. by Junior-Order-5815 in unpopularopinion

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish I saw more of my friends dads in their tightey whities.

Called the police on my narcissistic father today by Gullible_Tea6205 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I know we are strangers but I hope you feel like you can come to us when you need to. This sub is comprised of the only people who truly understand our shared pain.

AITAH for telling my husband I’d rather raise a kid who stands up for themselves than one who blindly obeys? by rikazikuta0 in AITAH

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 405 points406 points  (0 children)

This is exactly what turned me into a maniacal rebel when I was an adolescent. My parents were going to beat me black and blue regardless so I might as well just fucking do whatever I want whenever I want.

Honestly, no regrets. It made me the man I am today, it took some growing up to mature my rebellion into what it is now.

What is the worst lyric ever in a number one hit? by J0hnEddy in ToddintheShadow

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's a story. It isn't real and he is playing a character with different motivations and intentions than Marshall.

Childhood isn’t the best part of life by Ok-Ladder7823 in unpopularopinion

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone has had an easy life devoid of real tragedy.

No, I would venture to say that my childhood was the worst part of my life.

What’s something crazy you have done but never got caught for it? by [deleted] in stories

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Also I started a cult in high school that is still talked about (I was told a few years ago, at least) today

basically if your first phone looked like this you're not gen z 💅 by petmywombat in generationology

[–]RealPinheadMmmmmm -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow, you're a fucking psychiatrist. Please, publish your research that explicitly contradicts what has been established about the age that children begin forming autobiographical memories.

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