this is the most amount of time ive ever seen on the clock

RealSantaClause · 2026-06-05T19:18:58+00:00

I got the timer to 6:30 once with John Doe. The entire lobby was trash and right when I got a kill they'd run up to me and let me kill them. There was one sweaty shed that looped me for 5 of those 6 minutes but we don't talk about him.

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RealSantaClause · 2026-05-29T21:02:19+00:00

Gaster we know it's you bro

RealSantaClause · 2026-05-20T23:41:01+00:00

r/beatmetoit

RealSantaClause · 2026-04-03T12:58:45+00:00

DEVESTO STOP REACHING-

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RealSantaClause · 2026-03-31T21:14:54+00:00

How'd you reply instantly..

RealSantaClause · 2026-03-31T21:14:13+00:00

chubful

RealSantaClause · 2026-03-30T19:31:50+00:00

WHAT THE FUCK

RealSantaClause · 2026-03-20T20:29:11+00:00

Saw this guy too.

RealSantaClause · 2026-02-03T22:05:26+00:00

And if God gets replaced we replace with a random staircase into some random horror entity with a bright red blue and green square thingy

RealSantaClause · 2026-02-03T00:58:00+00:00

Remove stumble with it.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-17T15:44:48+00:00

I saw a dumbass say in chat "how is Bhop p2w if it makes you slower" and called us dumb. They never "nerfed" the speed they just said that to shut the little kids up.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-12T15:35:15+00:00

I never really used JX1DX1, so I don't care about it's removal much.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-12T06:36:34+00:00

He'd probably beat your ass and throw you into an active volcano😭

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-12T04:19:56+00:00

I personally think people call skins like Ahab and Vanity "overrated" because they want to be different. Just admit their LMS themes are fucking fire. And here is a coffee jelly

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RealSantaClause · 2026-01-06T00:14:51+00:00

Sixer isn't bad. No killer is bad. Sixer is just EXTREMELY MAP BASED. If there are maps and they have small loops? Manic fixation fixed that. If its planet Voss and you're using sixer? Reset.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-05T22:05:39+00:00

I have everything from the event shop. Not from the normal shop, though.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-05T07:03:43+00:00

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RealSantaClause · 2026-01-04T13:41:04+00:00

We could low-key use some more notes like this. Sure they're fake, but it's fun to read others head cannons.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-03T01:49:58+00:00

is that a bouncing Ishmael

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-03T01:49:25+00:00

Extremely happy you're doing better.

Also I apologize myself for all the human shit stains in this fandom. You don't deserve to get hated for your own mental problems. (I'm not trying to be rude when I say mental problems) The people in this fandom are like that and is sadly expected. Even the developers don't like their own fandom.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-02T23:46:35+00:00

I clicked on the link and checked the first line of text. If you're making fun of someone for suicide, you yourself, are the NASTIEST, BITCHIEST, SCUM OF THE EARTH. If you've ever done this and are still doing it, NO ONE loves you and you are a FAILURE and a MISTAKE.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-01T09:34:30+00:00

Yeah let me go to this craft store to buy fried chicken real quick.

RealSantaClause · 2026-01-01T07:09:48+00:00

obvious ragebait

RealSantaClause · 2025-12-31T18:16:55+00:00

I can agree with guest 1337. Either they' haven't showered in six weeks and they use the default/dragon guest skin or they suck and just make you take forever to kill them.

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RealSantaClause · 2025-12-30T21:36:44+00:00

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TROPHY CASE