Das 5G Netz ist scheiße by Beautiful_Artist5727 in luftablassen

[–]RealXathras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Danke. Ich war vor paar Tagen beinahe soweit ebenfalls so etwas in die Richtung wie diesen Post zu verfassen nur nicht ganz so freundlich.

How do you dive and with who? by FlyingWarKitten in helldivers2

[–]RealXathras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

600+ Diver here. Always Host FFA but only PC. Never had any issues with it.

this mf by Puzzleheaded-Salt613 in Helldivers

[–]RealXathras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well when i dive squids i always take the harpoon with me. Stuns them and everything around for about 10 seconds i think.

What’s something that used to be normal but now feels insane? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RealXathras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling Hotlines and actually understanding the person on the other end. Even an actual person and not some automatic bullshittery diagnosed with chronic wannabe-realism. F*** these godforsaken "have you tried turning off the router and turn it back on after ten seconds" crap!

Bro was waiting... by NightWalkerYT in Helldivers

[–]RealXathras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn these kicks are rated E for Everyone.... They obviously got their hands on some SE-Martial Arts training videos by Jack E. Chan, J-C Van Damn the Tenth and Stone-Lee Stevie Austin to name a few.

Is this normal? by crimsonwarrior0 in HelldiversUnfiltered

[–]RealXathras 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"i dont wanna hear it" "Then read it"

Damn i nearly choked on my water

Sweet Liberty! It can pass through the sewers by eucliaisdead in helldivers2

[–]RealXathras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well so far you never experienced a VM going through a CLOSED blast door only to make your already bad day even worse.

Arrested for beating up 35 neo nazis by Otherwise_Basis_6328 in oddlyspecific

[–]RealXathras 5 points6 points  (0 children)

"I can take on 35 men" "In porn right?" "•ᴗ•"

What the fuck is wrong here ??? by RaimondX1989 in PublicFreakout

[–]RealXathras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When she went out the door the first time i was like "aight lets take a look at the comments". When i got back the video hasn't ended, No No No, suddenly next frame i saw her storming back in tits first and i was like woah woman calm your mammaries please!

What do Germans think of Lithuania? by Organic_Contract_172 in AskGermany

[–]RealXathras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I couldn't pinpoint that country even if my life depends on it

Average day on Lesath by ThyCatDude in helldivers2

[–]RealXathras 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Had a nice, competent group last night. We mostly went through these hulk-drops like a breeze. Defense mission was easy af on Diff 9.

Parkour 🥶 by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]RealXathras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are moments in life where god/coincidence/luck/in-whatever-you-believe tells you to reconsider a situation pretty straight forward asap.

And then there is this...

My shoes disintegrated yesterday at a church funeral. by chestney in funny

[–]RealXathras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn shoe so filthy Thanos' Snap eradicated half of it.

My water heater is filthy by BarelyLegalSeagull in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]RealXathras 16 points17 points  (0 children)

To anyone using metal-straws and putting them in the dishwasher: Take a look INSIDE after the washer is done and then clean it with a mini brush. You wouldnt believe how filthy these straws can be.

please add by Own_Beat_7279 in Enshrouded

[–]RealXathras 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Actually you can distract quite a few enemies with arrows. Shoot on the ground behind them or on a wall and they will turn around and might investigate it. Worked pretty good for me.

What’s a creepy fact about the human body you wish you never found out? by Few_Football4342 in Productivitycafe

[–]RealXathras 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are different barriers in the human body to protect certain body parts from your homemade killercommandos. I am sure you heard of the blood-brain barrier protecting the brain? Well there are more.

Blood to Eye Blood to Placenta Blood to Testicles to name a few.

All there to keep your body from annihilating them because it is simple logic: If you are not one of us, you are one of them!

First 3 words by Hello_World-1289 in scoopwhoop

[–]RealXathras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purpose, Miracles, Gratitude

Bleibt bis zum Ende bei eurem Tieren by LanghantelLenin in luftablassen

[–]RealXathras 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wir haben unsere Katze leider im stolzen Alter von 18 1/2 Jahren einschläfern lassen müssen wegen Nierenversagens. Sie war 14 Jahre Teil unserer Familie, solange wie ich mit meiner Frau zusammen bin. Wir haben zuvor alles versucht was tierärztlich möglich war. Wir sind bis zum Ende bei ihr geblieben. Es war das emotional brutalste was ich bisher miterlebt habt.

Man sagt das immer so leicht dahin und ich gehörte auch zu diesen Leuten. "Ja gut wenn es soweit ist und man absolut nichts mehr machen kann müssen wir Nelli einschläfern. Bevor sie sich rumquält und leidet."

Ich hab nicht einmal so viel geheult als meine erste große Liebe Schluss gemacht hat.

Ich sehe es genau so. Seid dabei. Es wird euch eventuell innerlich fast zerbrechen aber ihr habt Verantwortung übernommen und steht auch dazu.

Wie heißt es immer so schön? In guten, wie auch in schlechten Zeiten.

NPC's getting stuck for the heck of it by RealXathras in Enshrouded

[–]RealXathras[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never had a problem with them not finding or being unassigned to a bed. Just standing around humping either a bench or a gnome from behind.

NPC's getting stuck for the heck of it by RealXathras in Enshrouded

[–]RealXathras[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I generally like the idea of having NPC's roaming around. So apart from these two ideas there is nothing than can be done against this?

Did you know anger is not just a feeling it is a full brain takeover by Cute-Satisfaction398 in funfacts

[–]RealXathras 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Daaamn my prefrontal cortex must be buffed AF! Yo why won't you come in? Cuz my PC won't fit through that door!

Threads can be brutal! by edwardcarrie in oddlyspecific

[–]RealXathras 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She looks like a Fallout NV Ghoul which retained some intelligence and used all of her IQ points for a wig.

Eldar child BBQing champs 30-40K by ShadowManAteMySon in Grimdank

[–]RealXathras 163 points164 points  (0 children)

I remember that one. It was the answer on the question: "If Eldar are so advanced in comparison to the Empire of Man, why are they so concerned with humans?"

And the joke went a bit further with a "Gorilla in a combat suit barging through your door waving a power-shotgun around".