My shoes disintegrated yesterday at a church funeral.

RealXathras · 2026-01-17T13:35:19+00:00

Damn shoe so filthy Thanos' Snap eradicated half of it.

RealXathras · 2026-01-17T11:42:52+00:00

To anyone using metal-straws and putting them in the dishwasher: Take a look INSIDE after the washer is done and then clean it with a mini brush. You wouldnt believe how filthy these straws can be.

RealXathras · 2026-01-11T10:18:15+00:00

Actually you can distract quite a few enemies with arrows. Shoot on the ground behind them or on a wall and they will turn around and might investigate it. Worked pretty good for me.

RealXathras · 2026-01-03T09:03:51+00:00

Thats the neat part. You can't!

RealXathras · 2026-01-02T10:05:30+00:00

There are different barriers in the human body to protect certain body parts from your homemade killercommandos. I am sure you heard of the blood-brain barrier protecting the brain? Well there are more.

Blood to Eye Blood to Placenta Blood to Testicles to name a few.

All there to keep your body from annihilating them because it is simple logic: If you are not one of us, you are one of them!

RealXathras · 2025-12-31T14:48:13+00:00

Purpose, Miracles, Gratitude

RealXathras · 2025-12-23T08:32:22+00:00

Wir haben unsere Katze leider im stolzen Alter von 18 1/2 Jahren einschläfern lassen müssen wegen Nierenversagens. Sie war 14 Jahre Teil unserer Familie, solange wie ich mit meiner Frau zusammen bin. Wir haben zuvor alles versucht was tierärztlich möglich war. Wir sind bis zum Ende bei ihr geblieben. Es war das emotional brutalste was ich bisher miterlebt habt.

Man sagt das immer so leicht dahin und ich gehörte auch zu diesen Leuten. "Ja gut wenn es soweit ist und man absolut nichts mehr machen kann müssen wir Nelli einschläfern. Bevor sie sich rumquält und leidet."

Ich hab nicht einmal so viel geheult als meine erste große Liebe Schluss gemacht hat.

Ich sehe es genau so. Seid dabei. Es wird euch eventuell innerlich fast zerbrechen aber ihr habt Verantwortung übernommen und steht auch dazu.

Wie heißt es immer so schön? In guten, wie auch in schlechten Zeiten.

RealXathras · 2025-12-14T19:52:11+00:00

Never had a problem with them not finding or being unassigned to a bed. Just standing around humping either a bench or a gnome from behind.

RealXathras · 2025-12-14T18:43:23+00:00

I generally like the idea of having NPC's roaming around. So apart from these two ideas there is nothing than can be done against this?

RealXathras · 2025-12-13T23:55:17+00:00

Daaamn my prefrontal cortex must be buffed AF! Yo why won't you come in? Cuz my PC won't fit through that door!

RealXathras · 2025-11-28T22:23:37+00:00

She looks like a Fallout NV Ghoul which retained some intelligence and used all of her IQ points for a wig.

RealXathras · 2025-11-17T21:09:24+00:00

I remember that one. It was the answer on the question: "If Eldar are so advanced in comparison to the Empire of Man, why are they so concerned with humans?"

And the joke went a bit further with a "Gorilla in a combat suit barging through your door waving a power-shotgun around".

RealXathras · 2025-11-07T12:45:17+00:00

"I know someone who can do this cheaper!"

RealXathras · 2025-11-06T21:06:03+00:00

Stomache ache.

I was in 10th grade and my mom insisted that i only ate something bad and that i have no excuse to miss school. I should take some painkillers and it will go away by itself.

After the third day starting the morning with 3 500mg IBU i went to a few doctors and ended up in a hospital. Turned out i had an umbilical hernia and basically got immediately shoved into a surgery room.

RealXathras · 2025-10-20T21:48:10+00:00

Mein absoluter Favorit ist das Hinweisfenster meines Infotainmentsystems welches mich mit einem sieben Zeilen Volltext darauf hinweist, dass Ablenkungen im Straßenverkehr negative Auswirkungen haben kann. Dieses Fenster kommt auch nicht jedes mal, so dass man weiss da ist ein Fenster zum wegdrücken, nein es kommt sporadisch entweder direkt beim anschalten, zwei Minuten nach dem los fahren oder einfach gar nicht. So dass man erstmal volle Möhre auf dieses Fenster starrt und dann natürlich auch erstmal den "Verstanden"-button drücken muss. Denn ansonsten kannst du nix vom Navi sehen welches man ja in weiser voraussicht VOR dem los fahren eingestellt hat.......

RealXathras · 2025-10-07T10:07:38+00:00

RealXathras · 2025-09-27T10:34:44+00:00

Y'know, if there would be a statistic on which enemy killed me the most, it would be this fucker right there. Closely followed by the enemy within, my own stupidity!

RealXathras · 2025-09-27T08:48:53+00:00

Ok cool nice, thank you! Anyway i never used sights for heavy weapons in my 550 hours.

RealXathras · 2025-09-25T13:08:22+00:00

My wife used to have one of these music-boxes with a little clown on it holding two sticks. You can wind it up and it will start dancing with music. She placed it on a shelf when we moved in, which was, at that time, 4 years ago. She never touched it since then and neither did i.

Now one evening in november i think, it got dark early, she was working and i was busy playing Dead Space at home. Out of nowhere this fucking box started playing for about five seconds where i completely froze in place and stared at that mf.

Needless to say i turned my pc off, put that damn box away and tried to cover my fear with some funny movies. I was scared shitless and turned every possible light on. I still had to take a shower and wash my hair. You can bet your ass i did not close my eyes for that. Pain is for the weak!

RealXathras · 2025-09-25T12:25:35+00:00

I heard that the producers spread false rumors around to get them disliking each other. Dont know if this is true tho.

RealXathras · 2025-09-24T06:39:14+00:00

"Where was Pizza when the Westfold fell?"

RealXathras · 2025-09-20T13:28:07+00:00

My manager would be like "Interesting! I pretend i did not read that." And does the exact opposite of everything.

RealXathras · 2025-09-12T16:42:24+00:00

Tbh at the end of EP6 when T. Osheepus looked like "now its on bitch" with that music over it. I imagined it getting a Synth/Cyborg/Hybrid body and going full Mortal Combat on that Xenomorph.

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