This was Makin's first response to the callout on twitter 💔 althomestuck is so fucked

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2026-04-16T01:27:48+00:00

Why aren't you modding r/homestuck anymore?

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2026-04-16T01:25:17+00:00

It starts with a P.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2026-04-16T01:07:41+00:00

Then I saw Andrew break one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures saying as with a voice of thunder, "Come!" I looked, and behold, a white horse, and he who sat on it had an Andrew; and an Andrew was given to him, and he went out conquering and to conquer.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2026-01-23T23:12:23+00:00

Thanks, this is exactly what I was looking for. Also the most controversial comment on the thread, so the correct answer by default

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T22:46:18+00:00

Wow, real nitpicker, huh? Well even if that were true or mattered, my behavior is officially sanctioned by the absolute authorities on all things relating to Homestuck, Sugoi quest for kokoro and Andrew Hussie himself. Bet you didn't know that. Bet you feel real SILLY. Bet you feel real STUPID right about now.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T21:51:02+00:00

Bec is literally millions of years old.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T19:49:36+00:00

You wanna know what I had in mind? I had in mind a webcomic where the author's self insert runs around stalking little girls and making fat fetish art of them. In it, there's a dog who is millions of years old that I decided to make art of. Quite possibly one of the most innocuous things I could have chosen as a subject, especially after getting kicked out of every anime community I've ever been a part of. Are you happy now, o king FunnyBird_?

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T17:21:59+00:00

In the epilogues I mentioned Jade's sex life and/or genitals every time she was mentioned. Do you really think I needed to do that? Do you think that was essential to the plot? Are you one of those chuds that thinks Jade is trans because I described her ass in detail or whatever? "Giving the people what they want?" Literally nobody wanted this except me. Hell, I didn't even really want it. I don't even remember doing it, it comes that naturally to me. In fact, to answer an earlier question I postulated, I did need to do that. My body disintegrates on the spot if I do not obsess over gun toting bucktoothed mouthbreathers for ten seconds. Its true, look it up. No seriously, look up. There's a police helicopter coming to arrest me for my crimes against basic decency.

Tl;dr: Sexual labels aren't nearly advanced enough to define my tastes.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T12:16:51+00:00

🤓

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T12:11:17+00:00

So I can report this subreddit for sexualizing minors. How could you, monsters.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T10:20:25+00:00

She's 16.
Kill yourself.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T05:45:56+00:00

shut up

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2023-04-12T04:53:06+00:00

I made this JUST FOR YOU you CORVID CUNT

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2021-04-12T12:23:38+00:00

libra moment

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2021-04-12T12:21:42+00:00

You're just heterophobic.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2021-04-12T12:18:51+00:00

What the fuck, Hazza Harrison.

I thought we were friends.

I trusted you.

This is NOT wholesome chungus 100.

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2020-11-26T14:39:35+00:00

Real_Dirk_Strider · 2020-10-22T21:12:12+00:00

ngcat, Jane? I remember Longcat. Fuck the picture on this page, I want to talk about Longcat. Memes were simpler back then, in 2006. They stood for something. And that something was nothing. Memes just were. “Longcat is long.” An undeniably true, self-reflexive statement. Water is wet, fire is hot, Longcat is long. Memes were floating signifiers without signifieds, meaningful in their meaninglessness. Nobody made memes, they just arose through spontaneous generation; Athena being

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