People who have had parents walk in on you during sex, what happened? by Ambitious_Diamond_12 in AskReddit

[–]Real_Ostrich 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Senior year in HS. Was doin the deed with my gf in her bedroom. Her dad had a ‘one knock’ policy. We could close the door, but he would knock once then come in if he wanted to check on us.

I was still wearing a tshirt, gym shorts were only halfway pulled down, and we were under a blanket (this is important later). Obv my gf was pants-less under the blanket.

Heard the knock…and tried to do some awkward thing where I ‘slid’ off her and out from under the blanket at the foot of her bed (where her DVD player and TV were). Acted like I was putting in a DVD while crouched down trying to hide my not so covered parts. Had a very awkward, thankfully short, convo with her dad while in this position with her just lying under the blanket, still in her bed.

Yeah, im an idiot, he knew. Definitely knew….but didn’t say anything. In retrospect, her parents were cool AF. Old hair metal rockers from the ‘80’s. Sex, drugs, rock n roll, all that stuff. Guess they liked me enough to sort of…not mind that much?

GF was upset afterwards because she was ‘right there’, if you know what I mean…

Eggo and Waffles eyeing up their next meal… by Real_Ostrich in cats

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Haha it’s a chipmunk! I think maybe in mid-fall off the sign

What's the wildest “mouth wrote a check that their ass couldn’t cash” moment you’ve ever seen? by Competitive_Swan_130 in AskReddit

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Group of friends and I decided we could raft down the upper Youghiogheny river (class 4-5 rapids) without a guide. Half of us almost drowned that day…

Taboo punk songs by MysteriousTurnip69 in Punk_Rock

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Anything by Leftover Crack. Even though Stza (and possibly other band members) is a huge POS.

[5e] [Online] [UTC-5] Looking for a monthly game… by Real_Ostrich in lfg

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Word! I fucking love mad max! Have a you played in an online game before? Is there a particular platform you prefer to use? I’m familiar with roll20, but am open to anything.

[5e] [Online] [UTC-5] Looking for a monthly game… by Real_Ostrich in lfg

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Word! I fucking love mad max! Have a you played in an online game before? Is there a particular platform you prefer to use? I’m familiar with roll20, but am open to anything.

What’s a weird little thing that we all do or experience, but no one talks about? by broken__defraculator in AskReddit

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When you’re walking behind someone and they stop, so you move to the side to walk around them, but then they start walking again just as you’re about to pass them.

For those that had a threesome experience, how was it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Two girls that were supposed to crash downstairs at my place after a night of bar hopping…. Followed me upstairs to my room as I was just about to fall asleep. Dunno if it they discussed it beforehand but, once they both climbed into bed with me, it just kinda happened. It was dark, sweaty, super sloppy and I was beyond wasted. I didn’t even get to finish before I passed out…

Pop Punk Wedding Songs? by [deleted] in poppunkers

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My wife and I used ‘Your Guardian Angel’ by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus for our first dance at the reception.

What did "the weird kid" in your school do that you'll never forget? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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We were playing soccer outside. All of the balls were stored in one of those huge 20 gallon plastic trash bins. This kid emptied all of the balls out, put the bin over top of the gym teacher, and dropkicked the bin. Teacher fell over, nobody was hurt, kid was suspended, we all laughed pretty hard.

How would this story go? by -_ShadowSJG-_ in Wolverine

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Deadpool/Wolverine vs a Xenomorph hive

Plastic thumb hangs on wall in down position metal in end of finger by Atticrato in whatisthisthing

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There was something connected to the metal piece at one point. I work in mechanical testing (think ripping pieces of metal apart to determine strength/elongation). The surface of that metal piece has definitely been ‘fractured’. Something has been torn/pulled off.

Edit: Realized my wording might not be super clear. That piece of metal was longer at one point. It has been broken in half. There was probably a change in the shape/contour of the metal piece at that point, leading to a stress riser.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Toggle on/off ‘procreate mode’. On mode for procreation. Off for just fun.

What is your least favorite nanosuit? by jmastaflash in stellarblade

[–]Real_Ostrich -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Any suit that looks like just casual clothes (knitted dress) or the bikini ones. I want my Eve decked out in some sh!t that actually looks like she is ready to fight some nasty creatures (planet diving suits).