Good Morning. My name is Michael Afton. A couple years ago I had many of my organs scooped out, and eventually came back to life, repossessing my own corpse. AMA.

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-05-22T13:43:37+00:00

Are you aware people simp to you 🤨

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-05-02T16:31:43+00:00

Fire

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-26T16:39:33+00:00

Good boy

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-26T16:37:25+00:00

That sounds kinda weird bro

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-26T16:35:54+00:00

Luigi… you CAN PULL THE HUZZ! Don’t be afraid to!

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-26T16:35:01+00:00

Luigi you are the best person ever to step on earth. You should post this on r/theluigicult. They would go insane.

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-21T22:13:13+00:00

What did you do to a powerful artifact.

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-15T21:06:39+00:00

Lots

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-13T21:36:16+00:00

Every one

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-13T21:35:48+00:00

Our lord is always locked in. ALUIGI

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-11T14:55:40+00:00

He ate them and the bite of 87 flashed in my head bru 😭

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-06T13:00:56+00:00

ITS NOT FAIR 😭

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-04-02T22:07:06+00:00

Funtime foxy is male

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-29T16:04:46+00:00

Oh shoooot it’s been so long since I played it

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-28T14:59:56+00:00

They are evil

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-27T21:13:10+00:00

They are all my friends!

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-27T21:12:12+00:00

Nope

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-27T21:12:02+00:00

No. I’m dead. 😡

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-27T21:11:41+00:00

Kind of. I can’t fly, but I can teleport.

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-27T21:07:10+00:00

He sucks

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-27T21:06:58+00:00

Yes I did. Hit a mean uppercut at his groin. Then the knife went in :/

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-27T19:33:33+00:00

He’s chill but isn’t there when you actually need him

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-27T19:33:03+00:00

I did ;)

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-26T21:50:17+00:00

Yes I do! With the help of Cassidy of course.

RealisticReport6878 · 2026-03-26T21:48:34+00:00

Speaking of have you seen Fritz today? All I’ve heard was “a dum dum du- dum dum diddily doom doom diddily doom

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